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Examples:

What does it take to make a dead baby float?
One scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other.

What do you call a black boy with a bicycle?
Thief!

How do you stop black kids from jumping up and down on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.


Fucking classic, and would never fly today.