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I am a young prime white male

submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 19:24:34 ago (+0/-3)     (whatever)

should I or should I not drink a pint of hard liquor per day?

why not?


it feels so good


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This is rather unlikely to be honest. I have done things that no other man be capable. Distance travelled, beasts slain, evil of no match overcome with slamming force. I once spent 6 months straight atop a mountain. Every week, every day, I become a changed, stronger man of body and mind. I have circumnavigated the globe thrice by the age of 17 and by Monday I will be well on my way towards a kill I have chosen to take in Russia. The likes of me you have never seen and would never understand such glory