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I am a young prime white male

submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 19:24:34 ago (+0/-3)     (whatever)

should I or should I not drink a pint of hard liquor per day?

why not?


it feels so good


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[ - ] con77 4 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 19:49:38 ago (+4/-0)

alcoholism is a progressive disease. A pint is entirely too much to drink every day. start working out instead. trust me.

[ - ] jerryreed [op] -2 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 20:13:09 ago (+0/-2)

I WILL WORK WHATEVER WORKOUTS YOU DEMAND. SO DEMAND NOW OR FOREVER BE A SORRY SILLY SOD, YOU SALTY SALTBURGER

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 03:07:37 ago (+0/-0)

when I was 25 I did 400 pushups a day. started w/ 10 at a time. You cant imagine the benefits and confidence that gives you. I still lift weights in my 60's

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 12:37:13 ago (+0/-0)

I am 20. I do 100/per day currently and lift with a burning vengeance. I'm going to do 1000/per day just to come back and shit all over you and your gross oldness

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 14:28:44 ago (+0/-0)

youre gonna get old one day too jr. if you dont irritate me that is. 1000 will take about 4 hours. you dont have the discipline.

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 16:13:29 ago (+0/-0)

I laugh at your weakness. prepare yourself for the coming day of you filling your pants with shit, unless you already regularly do that, then you should prepare for an even larger and more astonishing shit to absolutely ruin your pants in utter astonishment.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 11, 2022 20:35:42 ago (+0/-0)

Im tougher now than you ever will be little boy

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 17:45:07 ago (+0/-0)

This is rather unlikely to be honest. I have done things that no other man be capable. Distance travelled, beasts slain, evil of no match overcome with slamming force. I once spent 6 months straight atop a mountain. Every week, every day, I become a changed, stronger man of body and mind. I have circumnavigated the globe thrice by the age of 17 and by Monday I will be well on my way towards a kill I have chosen to take in Russia. The likes of me you have never seen and would never understand such glory

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 13, 2022 00:01:13 ago (+0/-0)

excuse me Mrs Clinton. I meant no disrespect!

[ - ] hammerstrabe 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 19:43:25 ago (+2/-0)

No

[ - ] jerryreed [op] -2 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 20:17:43 ago (+0/-2)

well then what would you do instead if you were a ridiculously muscular young man who takes any girl he wants with nothing else to do?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:06:38 ago (+0/-0)

Learn to play the harmonica

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:11:43 ago (+0/-0)

A child's instrument compared to my mastery of the guitar. (makes the ladies swoon)

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:23:14 ago (+1/-0)

Just a pint? you must be some sort of nancy queer.

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:45:47 ago (+0/-0)

A drink-off it is then! this friday night you great googly gallumbutt?

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 20:18:00 ago (+1/-0)

I'm basically doing that. Sometimes its not a full pint.

I don't get the so great part. Basically less sucky and helps me sleep.

[ - ] jerryreed [op] -2 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 20:19:51 ago (+0/-2)

shall we have a drink-off then my good man? I struggle to find anyone of my supreme tolerance these days

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 19:55:42 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] jerryreed [op] -2 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 20:10:10 ago (+0/-2)

hello gay

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 19:31:46 ago (+1/-0)

If you need to ask, you can't afford it.

[ - ] jerryreed [op] -2 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 19:34:00 ago (+0/-2)

I couldn't survive wat I could afford. stop challenging me it makes me feel tingly

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 19:29:23 ago (+1/-0)

Sure, go for it.

I'll allow it.

[ - ] jerryreed [op] -2 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 19:32:00 ago (+0/-2)

stop trying to limit me you silly son of a bitch. I WILL NOT BE BROUGHT DOWN BY LESSER MEN

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 19:32:47 ago (+1/-0)

Fine. Just for that, NO BOOZE FOR YOU!!

[ - ] jerryreed [op] -2 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 19:40:26 ago (+0/-2)

if I drink enough lake water I'll get so drunk I won't even understand that so HA on YOU, you GOOFBALL GOOBER

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 19:43:32 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 10, 2022 20:15:18 ago (+0/-0)

revoked