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Discussion of Stools and sanity.

submitted by Laputois to TellTalk 2.2 yearsMar 12, 2023 10:00:13 ago (+5/-0)     (TellTalk)

Remember just because you produce regular and copious bowel movements does not mean you are not full of shit. From the movie "The Madness of King George" Pepys : Good news. A fetid and a stinking stool.

Warren : Pepys.

Pepys : The color good, well shaped, and a prodigious quantity! Mind you, the urine is a little dark. Or is it the light?

Pepys : I've always found the stool more eloquent than the pulse.

Pepys : Could we mention the stool this time?

Warren : Oh, the stool, the stool. My dear Pepys, the persistent excellence of the stool has been one of this disease's most tedious features. When will you get it into your head, one can produce a copious, regular, and exquisitely-turned evacuation every day and still be a stranger to reason?


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Laputois 0 points 2.2 years ago

It was a joke, the idea that you did not understand actually makes it a tragedy. There is a very fine line between comedy and tragedy. Take solice that you appear to be very high functioning on the spectrum.