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Theives run away? Just drag 'em back inside and keep on beatin'.

submitted by allAheadFull to funny 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 19:17:44 ago (+78/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Ho hohoho, that gives me a flashback :)
I had two niggers trying to rob my house through a garage door.
They obviously did not do their research and who I was. They thought that my wife was living there with a young child, by herself.
I have a full gym in my garage and beat them shitless with 25lb dumbels and 45lb disk.
One of them could not get of the ground and had to be picked up with an ambulance.
Other one run away, but I heard the first one gave up his name.
Detective told me that when they spoke to the snitch, that if won't talk they will bring me over to the interigation room :)
Next time there will be .45 APC in my hand and they will become a free dog food for a month. No cops will be involved.