Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are already in the U.S.
... this joke was much more funny 30 years ago. Now it doesn't even work because to cross the border these days you don't need to run, jump, or swim. Just have a pulse and you'll get in... plus free room and board.
2Drunk 0 points 1.2 years ago
If you rob, rape, or steal Obama will you 1000 and a free plane ticket to any city you wish to plunder.