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Doctor: "I got your test results back and they're not good. How many covid vaccines did you get?"

Guy: I got 4 that were required for me to continue working, go on a cruise, go to a football game, and the 4th was a booster shot in order to attend a Trump rally. How bad is it, Doc?"

Doctor: "We found several tumors, the most malignant one is on your brain, and..."

Guy: "How much time do I have left to live!?"

Doctor: "Tumor weeks."