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Dangus is the new Dial

submitted by JosephGoebbels to TotalDangusDeath 1.1 yearsMay 2, 2024 06:24:03 ago (+4/-6)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/97a9z5.jpg

And yes, he's gay.

https://archive.searchvoat.co/v/whatever/2226512/10976917

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big_fat_dangus 9 years ago I have to have an "exploratory ultrasound" done on my junk next month, which basically entails jamming a wire up my fucking dick into my bladder. I'm shitting my pants!

Pre-op? 🤣

big_fat_dangus 9 years ago Three ring binders can suck my dick all day long.

Why is he fucking 3 ring binders? Oh right, appliances!

big_fat_dangus 8 years ago in reply to GoatSLAVE Reddit detected. What is it with you people and your poorly disguised longing for gay sex?

big_fat_dangus 9 years ago in reply to pissed

I'd argue that the straight ones are the ones who don't do that.

Besides, turning to gay sex after years of it being the only option is entirely different from volunteering for it because you're attracted to a man.

The plot thickens (no gay pun intended)


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