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Dangus is the new Dial

submitted by JosephGoebbels to TotalDangusDeath 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 06:24:03 ago (+5/-6)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/97a9z5.jpg

And yes, he's gay.

https://archive.searchvoat.co/v/whatever/2226512/10976917

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big_fat_dangus 9 years ago I have to have an "exploratory ultrasound" done on my junk next month, which basically entails jamming a wire up my fucking dick into my bladder. I'm shitting my pants!

Pre-op? 🤣

big_fat_dangus 9 years ago Three ring binders can suck my dick all day long.

Why is he fucking 3 ring binders? Oh right, appliances!

big_fat_dangus 8 years ago in reply to GoatSLAVE Reddit detected. What is it with you people and your poorly disguised longing for gay sex?

big_fat_dangus 9 years ago in reply to pissed

I'd argue that the straight ones are the ones who don't do that.

Besides, turning to gay sex after years of it being the only option is entirely different from volunteering for it because you're attracted to a man.

The plot thickens (no gay pun intended)


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 10:32:58 ago (+4/-0)

None of ya'll can fight like me and Doglegfaggit

[ - ] JosephGoebbels [op] 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 13:54:33 ago (+1/-0)

Challenge accepted 😎

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 07:41:15 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 07:51:53 ago (+2/-1)

It's never fully grown. I swear it gets bigger over time, right fellas?

[ - ] JosephGoebbels [op] 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 08:43:02 ago (+1/-0)

I can see why CPS took your kids. Good luck scoring that grocery store security guard!

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 06:27:55 ago (+1/-0)

hello, fellow goyim! Subscribe to my DingusCast and join my Dingus room on telegram!

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 09:33:46 ago (+0/-0)

Methinks the commie doth protest too much. You're dangus, aren't you? You're doing a better job of promoting him than he ever did.

[ - ] JosephGoebbels [op] 2 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 09:37:05 ago (+2/-0)

Dangus is sympathetic to not only trannies, but half niggers to boot. It's no wonder he's a suicidal crybaby.

This is your friend. Stand with him.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 09:47:54 ago (+0/-0)

I'm tired of hating people. You'll get there too.

[ - ] JosephGoebbels [op] 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 09:55:19 ago (+1/-0)

Not hating traitors will end you.