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"Gimme a drink, chink."

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 9 monthsJul 22, 2024 13:22:56 ago (+28/-0)     (Jokes)

A Chinese guy walks into a bar and approaches the bartender, who is black, and says, "Gimme a jigger, nigger."

The black guy gets upset. "Hey, what the hell is your problem?"

The Chinese guy responds, "I assure you I have no problem, sir."

Black guy says, "Oh yeah, how would you like it if I came to your place of work and spoke racial slurs at you?"

Chinese guy says, "I wouldn't mind at all or take any offense."

Black guy says, "Okay, well let's trade places then and see if you really mean that."

So, the Chinese guy walks behind the bar and pretends to be the bartender. The black guy leaves for a moment then returns and says to the Chinese guy, "Gimme a drink, chink."

The Chinese guy responds, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers."


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Peleg 2 points 9 months ago

I saw that one coming from a mile away. But it was still funny. LOL