oh man you can be my wingman any day with that low effort attitude.
trust me when i say you do get to an age where maybe you dont have regrets about the chances you did take, but that one little time you could have gotten your dick wet with someone you never thought youd get to get your dick wet with... you know, the kind of calibre woman youd pause the vcr for and give it a squeeze when youd snuck back home during the day in year 7... sticks with you forever. if britney slaps on that fuckin cheerleader outfit from what 30 years ago now and put it out there im not faggot enough to refuse. you got one too. i know it. homo.
a certain ex abc weathergirl/some time goodlife gym mall spruiker who jokingly offered an ass fucking in the carpark on break also comes to one of my minds.... i regret not doing that. that was worth losing a replaceable job but irreplaceable experience over.
i mean, dont take it so personal, in the grand scheme of things, someone like, say, your mum, would be far less effort, and far easier to get at. so i mean if your mums hot and slaps on britneys outfit from 30 years ago and put it out there for me id probably go there as well.
i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 months ago
oh man you can be my wingman any day with that low effort attitude.
trust me when i say you do get to an age where maybe you dont have regrets about the chances you did take, but that one little time you could have gotten your dick wet with someone you never thought youd get to get your dick wet with... you know, the kind of calibre woman youd pause the vcr for and give it a squeeze when youd snuck back home during the day in year 7... sticks with you forever. if britney slaps on that fuckin cheerleader outfit from what 30 years ago now and put it out there im not faggot enough to refuse. you got one too. i know it. homo.
a certain ex abc weathergirl/some time goodlife gym mall spruiker who jokingly offered an ass fucking in the carpark on break also comes to one of my minds.... i regret not doing that. that was worth losing a replaceable job but irreplaceable experience over.
i mean, dont take it so personal, in the grand scheme of things, someone like, say, your mum, would be far less effort, and far easier to get at. so i mean if your mums hot and slaps on britneys outfit from 30 years ago and put it out there for me id probably go there as well.