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A search of Judy’s apartment on November 11 turned up a Swedish-made penis enlargement pump.
When asked about this item, Judy replied: "That ain't mine!"
Officers then found a receipt & a warranty for the Swedish-made penis enlightenment pump, both signed by Judy.
"I'm telling ya, these aren't mine!" said Judy: "I was helping out a male colleague! This ain't my bag, baby!"
Officers then found an autographed book that Judy had authored: "Swedish-Made Penis Enlargement Pumps! This Is My Bag, Baby!" featuring Judy smiling on the cover.
"It's a fair cop!" exclaimed Judy.