A search of Judy’s apartment on November 11 turned up a Swedish-made penis enlargement pump. When asked about this item, Judy replied: "That ain't mine!" Officers then found a receipt & a warranty for the Swedish-made penis enlightenment pump, both signed by Judy. "I'm telling ya, these aren't mine!" said Judy: "I was helping out a male colleague! This ain't my bag, baby!" Officers then found an autographed book that Judy had authored: "Swedish-Made Penis Enlargement Pumps! This Is My Bag, Baby!" featuring Judy smiling on the cover. "It's a fair cop!" exclaimed Judy.
[ + ] PrincessRobotBubblegum
[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 00:48:05 ago (+2/-0)
When asked about this item, Judy replied: "That ain't mine!"
Officers then found a receipt & a warranty for the Swedish-made penis enlightenment pump, both signed by Judy.
"I'm telling ya, these aren't mine!" said Judy: "I was helping out a male colleague! This ain't my bag, baby!"
Officers then found an autographed book that Judy had authored: "Swedish-Made Penis Enlargement Pumps! This Is My Bag, Baby!" featuring Judy smiling on the cover.
"It's a fair cop!" exclaimed Judy.
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 00:34:08 ago (+0/-0)
til berlin cops prefer eisodos o apo piso so they dont hear answers they dont want to hear from awkward questions.
"Er.... whats that?"
"Sie is just my truncheon. Ja mein truncheon. DONT LOOK!"