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[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 00:48:05 ago (+2/-0)

A search of Judy’s apartment on November 11 turned up a Swedish-made penis enlargement pump.
When asked about this item, Judy replied: "That ain't mine!"
Officers then found a receipt & a warranty for the Swedish-made penis enlightenment pump, both signed by Judy.
"I'm telling ya, these aren't mine!" said Judy: "I was helping out a male colleague! This ain't my bag, baby!"
Officers then found an autographed book that Judy had authored: "Swedish-Made Penis Enlargement Pumps! This Is My Bag, Baby!" featuring Judy smiling on the cover.
"It's a fair cop!" exclaimed Judy.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 00:34:08 ago (+0/-0)

"Most cops didnt realise HE was born as a man"

til berlin cops prefer eisodos o apo piso so they dont hear answers they dont want to hear from awkward questions.

"Er.... whats that?"
"Sie is just my truncheon. Ja mein truncheon. DONT LOOK!"