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Before the nest war starts I want to be Holocausted. Let me explain.

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 monthsFeb 20, 2025 20:33:53 ago (+7/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Build me a camp and Free housing away from the centers of the cities that you want to bomb. Move me there and provide me with free clothing and food. Also provide me with theaters movies musical instruments and tons of other forms of entertainment including a swimming pool. Only after you've moved me there to a safe space like that then you may begin to bomb all the cities with all the residents in them to smithereens so they die in flames.

Afterward support me when I talk about surviving the horrors of being moved out of the cities that we're going to be bombed. Make sure I make money from writing books about surviving outside the cities that we're going to be bombed while somebody fed me and clothed me and made sure I was entertained. Oh and don't forget you also need to provide the free pediatricians for all the births that I'm going to have in the camp you built for me.

You know just like that other Holocaust


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Oh so you wanna be transported.