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aint that the truth?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 1 day ago (+67/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/4604b6.jpg

find a commercial that doesnt have an interracial couple

a movie that hasnt shoehorned in a black character

or one where the hero isnt a woman

the tranny shit at the olympics was just insane
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Kikes are saying they targeted hezbollah terrorist with explosive pagers, solar panels, ect. BULLSHIT. The kikes simply murdered random sandniggers.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 1 day ago (+64/-0)
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Everything the kike says is a lie. They had no control over who received the sabotaged electronics. They murdered and terrorized random ragheads. They should hang for murder and war crimes.
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Just reminding you that rainbows aren't gay. Nothing about gay is rainbows. The true color of gay is shit brown on your dick     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 19 hours ago (+39/-0)
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It ain't happy either. It ain't "gay".

Its usually drunk miserable drug ladened cope with the fact that you are a social failure.
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wake up! youre being invaded!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 1 day ago (+17/-0)
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"I don't care"     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 2 days ago (+21/-1)
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Powerful words.

I needed to cancel a service which offered a 100% no frills money back guarantee. But to do it you had to call and talk to a customer retention faggot.

So I called in, and a woman asks for a reason to cancel. I cite the policy as the reason and explain I have no interest in telling stories or justifying my actions or having debates. She says that's not a valid reason. So I give her a reason. I speak about the reason with conviction and rigor articulating my problem succinctly and knowing that there will be counter points presented.

And when the counter points come in I keep repeating "I don't care" until she stops talking. Then I ask if I have fulfilled the requirements for a 100% hassle free money back guarantee. A pause. She says "wow". Her feelings destroyed, she coldly processes the refund.
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TRUE STORY FROM BACK IN THE DAY     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 2 days ago (+13/-1)
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My twin brother was in the navy. This story took place at Submarine school.

All the squids were lined up in formation for a uniform inspection. The officer doing the inspection was a very junior Ltjg female.

My brother says as the Jg was going sailor to sailor his buddy beside him willed himself to have a raging boner!
The woman stops in front of this guy and scans him from the top down. When her eyes got below his waist she AUDIBLY GASPED!

He said they laughed their asses off later after the inspection.
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Apparently now Kamala believes in freedom and the constitution     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by GodsNotDead to TellUpgoat 4 hours ago (+3/-0)
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I had the displeasure of listening to her latest rally, apparently she's all for freedom, individual rights, the constitution, etc. Coming from the same dipshit DA who went out of her way to destroy lives for fun. And sadly, idiot morons will cheer her on off the cliff.

Also fun fact, early voting is open in certain states already, so liberals are gonna have open season to cheat for 6 WEEKS before the elections .... we are so fucked
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If Zognald Drumpf wants my vote he should promise the end of property taxes.      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 3 days ago (+22/-4)
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Paying the government rent for land you "supposedly" own is ludicrous. We should have marched on Washington and destroyed this government centuries ago. Oh wait...
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true story similar to my last one     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 2 days ago (+9/-1)
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I was in formation for a change of command ceremony on Governors Island in NY harbor.

Over 500 Coast Guard in full dress uniform standing in the summer heat. Just as some long winded bloviating officer said the words "untiring devotion to duty" four guys keeled over unconscious! I mean they fell like trees. No arms out to break their fall. Just flat on face!

These guys were in front of me in my immediate field of view. I couldnt help it. I started laughing. And I couldnt stop. I laughed harder and harder until it probably looked like I was convulsing.

A Chief Petty Officer in my unit came up and told me to leave the formation. Later when his superiors questioned me walking away from the formation he covered my ass and said that I was about to keel over and he dismissed me!

Wherever you are Chief Mercado thanks for covering my ass!
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Do not trust Candace Owens     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 7 hours ago (+3/-2)
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I have watched her last stream. She has long, painted nails. No normal woman has long, painted nails, because it's disgusting. She may say something based, but you can't trust a woman with long, painted nails.

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Major change in my thinking about property taxes! THEY ARE TAXING UNREALIZED GAINS! this should be illigal     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+33/-2)
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Your house worth x amount of dollars?

Your stock portfolio us work x amount of dollars

Why can one be taxed it's fucking insane beyond belief
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The best prenup     (youtube.com)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 days ago (+12/-0)
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Nigger scared the shit out at hospital     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 2 days ago (+6/-3)
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I was going to take some medical exams today. Suddenly I see a nigger, not just a local nigger, but a refugee nigger. I thought he was going to be my doctor. Luckily for me he wasn't a doctor, but some janitor. Anyway, I got really scared. Luckily I was assisted by White people.

I hope this is not going to change soon in my town.
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Did you know every major brand like Ralph Lauren, dior, etc is jewish? Jews have tricked millions into thinking their junk is better simply by giving it a name and then associating it with people you think are rich or famous. It's a complete mind fuck..     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+26/-1)
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People are literally paying 10 times more for this Jewish crap simply because it has a word brand associated with it.

It is the epitome of jewish fuckery.

Imagine if I put the letters

Dufus

On clothing and shoes and purses and then had movie stars etc in ads and priced it at 10 x what the stuff would otherwise be.

Do you think people would see the word DUFUS For what it is?

Well DIOR, LOUIS VITTON AND ALL OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY

DUFUS.
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My elderly dad cracked me up today     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+16/-0)
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I was in his front yard working on something and his dog came out on the front deck and was barking a lot and I guess it got on my dads nerves and he said: "Keep barking you little bastard and I'll roast your ass over a fire on a stick and eat you like those damn Haitians. I lol
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@Sector2 0 points ago (+0/-0) I know I could archive this link to see it, but is a msn link really worth reading? Title sounds interesting.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 22 hours ago (+1/-1)
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People who believe in their viewpoints are not afraid of being confronted with viewpoints that challenge their position...unless you're @NeedleStack
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Diversity is a euphemism for White Genocide     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by SirNiggsalot to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+65/-2)
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Never forget that
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Regarding the exploding pagers. What most people dont realize about muslim society     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 1 day ago (+1/-1)
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Having one hand is the mark of a thief. Very shameful.

Also, they eat with one hand and wipe their ass with the other. Now they have to do both with the same hand. Disgraceful.

I remember when Americans used pagers in the '80s. Not me. I never carried a man purse either. The first thing every moron does when its pager goes off is hold it 9 inches from their face. HAAA! Boom! Got ya sucker!

Them jews are sneaky fuckers. The sandniggers must be afraid to turn on a light.
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Gave money to a homeless veteran     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+5/-0)
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This fellow is usually parked with his friendly dog in the same spot known for its fair amount of foot traffic.

I happened to have a five dollar bill in my center console and was feeling generous. I approached him handing him the five and exclaimed: “The government imports and funds illegals while our veterans are homeless and that’s bullshit.”

Without thanking me, he immediately begins to go on an Alex Jones style of rant.

“Ah, ok, so this guy knows what’s up .” I thought.

So I decide I’ll stay and listen. However, before he manages to get a single coherent point across, a Pakistani dude walks by on his phone and the homeless guy completely drops our discussion mid-sentence and starts bitching at the dude for being on his cell phone.

I walked away immediately laughing my ass off at the absurdity and continued on with my business. This fat fuck homeless fellow is homeless because he lacks impulse control. It figures because intelligent homeless people do not remain homeless.

Guess he’ll always be the big fat homeless vet with the friendly dog.
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I'm working on this theory that listening to Jerky Boys 2 in 1995 can make someone permanently silly     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Dindu to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+4/-0)
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UK ZOG is freeing shitskin criminals to make room for arrested nationalists in prison. Normies still don't get that Brits are being genocided     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+21/-2)
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UK Govt is freeing shitskin criminals to make room for arrested nationalists in prison. Normies still don't get that UK is ruled by Ashkenazi Jews and Brits are being genocided. This is so crazy, it's unbelievable. I'm not saying to start a civil war, but at least they can protest on the streets to show that nobody wants this government.
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Master_Foo finally banned me     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+12/-4)
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Can't handle being proven wrong I guess.

Why are "pagans" such cowards?

You are not following the path Odin set as an example for you.

The man suffered and lost an eye for knowledge and you shun it to hide in your dank corner in shame.

You are a pathetic bitch and I know women with more bravery than you.

I have nothing more of merit to add to the conversation that's worth the time. Just wanted to say my peace that I don't support "pagans" who love their fellows to burn coal and pass off the sproglettes to other "pagans" so they can chase being a whore in the woods with a skinny fat NEET "pagan man".

Unban me you coward, or don't, and this prove I'm right about you and your jewish soul.
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I just figured out I almost certainty fell in love with my first girlfriend because she looked like the kid from that ewok movie in the 80s. That subconcious fuck up cost me 14 years...      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Dindu to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+10/-0)
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That also explains the crush on mandy in 5th grade. See i thought i liked the girl later because she looked like mandy. Turns out i just liked the ewok movie.



Edit: certainly
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I think Trump is extremely dangerous     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 14 hours ago (+2/-5)
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In the beginning, I thought Trump was just an average moron who become a Zionist just to get more votes and money. Now I see that this piece of shit wants to make anti-semitism illegal and end freedom of speech. Next time somebody will try to shoot him, I will be on the side of the shooter.
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Demon manlet jew, Perry Farrell of Janes Addiction, attacks guitarist Dave Navarro on stage     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+4/-0)
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