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I've been a contrarian douchebag since high school. It obviously ties into the need for a teenager to leave the nest and establish a sense of identity. (Something we see being exploited by the mainstream media). In art class, if the teacher set the parameters for a project, I couldn't help but figure out creative ways in which to go against the requirements while still technically managing to adhere to them. It was a inherint need for trolling.

Anyway, I always thought Elon Musk was cool because he is the man responsible for sending rockets into space. I certainly haven't fired any rockets into space. As the media began to hate him, I couldn't help but like him more. And now he is absolutely hated by the media and I like him that much more.

Same for Trump. Like many of you, I was apolitical. (Owe that to MGS2 Sons of Liberty and the Zeitgeist films) One day in 2017, I'm in the gym locker room and they've got the mainstream news playing. Every fucking reporter was disrespecting our President. I'd never seen that shit before despite Obama and Bush. That's when I had a hunch that Trump might be legitimate. (Other than he sucks Israel's tiny cock)

Everyone likes The Beatles but I think they're fucking gay pop music. John Lennon can suck Stalin's whiskey dick. George Harrison redeemed himself with "Set On You"

I was a city kid who wanted to escape the concrete jungle and get off the grid. You'd think this would easily make a person susceptible to becoming a liberal. But learning to work hard and be self-sufficient was a slow-burning red pill in spite of all the hippy faggots who went off-grid in the 2000s.

Are any of you contrarian assholes too? I mean, you had to have ended up here somehow by going against the grain. Happy Friday, cockfags.