I want to put out a fake study that shows that caffeine addicts are found to be the most aggressive drivers on the road and cause the most accidents with their aggressive maneuvers and road rage out at a vastly higher rate than non-caffeinated drivers. And demand that they be removed from the roads, and implore the police to pull anyone over who makes the slightest of aggressive maneuvers while driving and have them submit to caffeine level tests, and if there is caffeine in their bloodstream they need to be locked in jail, repeat offenders get locked up for longer. And make it a law no drinking coffee or caffeinated beverages in a moving vehicle, even for the passengers. Just to watch the reeeing from all the caffeine addicts. Cause you know caffeine is just a gateway stimulant. 100% of meth addicts started with caffeine. 100% of cocaine addicts too!
Sleazy 1 points 1 month ago
I want to put out a fake study that shows that caffeine addicts are found to be the most aggressive drivers on the road and cause the most accidents with their aggressive maneuvers and road rage out at a vastly higher rate than non-caffeinated drivers. And demand that they be removed from the roads, and implore the police to pull anyone over who makes the slightest of aggressive maneuvers while driving and have them submit to caffeine level tests, and if there is caffeine in their bloodstream they need to be locked in jail, repeat offenders get locked up for longer. And make it a law no drinking coffee or caffeinated beverages in a moving vehicle, even for the passengers. Just to watch the reeeing from all the caffeine addicts. Cause you know caffeine is just a gateway stimulant. 100% of meth addicts started with caffeine. 100% of cocaine addicts too!