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side effects may include,,,

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 1 monthMar 24, 2025 18:30:35 ago (+6/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

"side effects may include suicidal thoughts, paranoia, rage, hives, diarrhea, cough, lack of sleep, too much sleep, loss of appetite, sexual disfunction, blurred vision, backache, irritability, depression.

contact your doctor if you begin bleeding from the eyes, anus, urethra, or ears.

pets may not recognize you."


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Trope 0 points 1 month ago

Sadly this is neither comedy nor hyperbole.

You must have been watching day time broadcast television.