I hung out at the lumber yard all day trying to find a woman to chat up. I wanted to impress one with my new miter saw in my truck. Why is it so hard to find someone who loves dimensional lumber as much as I do? - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

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I hung out at the lumber yard all day trying to find a woman to chat up. I wanted to impress one with my new miter saw in my truck. Why is it so hard to find someone who loves dimensional lumber as much as I do?
submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 2 monthsApr 12, 2025 20:29:50 ago (+0/-0) (AnonWhatever)

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anon 0 points 2 months ago

Maybe take out your cock?