I hung out at the lumber yard all day trying to find a woman to chat up. I wanted to impress one with my new miter saw in my truck. Why is it so hard to find someone who loves dimensional lumber as much as I do? - Upgoat

I hung out at the lumber yard all day trying to find a woman to chat up. I wanted to impress one with my new miter saw in my truck. Why is it so hard to find someone who loves dimensional lumber as much as I do?
submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 20:29:50 ago (+0/-0) (AnonWhatever)

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 20:31:23 ago (+1/-0)

You like hard wood do you? Maybe it's not a woman you're looking for. @master_foo is your guy.

[ - ] anon 3078183 0 points 2 weeksApr 13, 2025 03:23:48 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe take out your cock?

[ - ] anon 1470732 0 points 2 weeksApr 13, 2025 00:55:31 ago (+0/-0)

no woman is interested in soft wood.