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I have invented something after sitting on and squashing one of me nuts the other day

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 13 hoursMay 5, 2025 12:25:31 ago (+5/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

I call it: The Bra-ll sack sock. Envision, if you will, a cup much like that of a womens bra but a single cup but in this cup are two cage ball holders. and don't even come at me with "hurr derr jock strap" nonsense. Its not the same, fagit. This cups each nut in safety and comfort. It's made from a stretchy material so that it can grow and shrink with your nuts. No matter where ya go you will feel confident in your nut safety.


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We can make an anus insert and the hose goes from there to the nuts and when needed you can fart and cool it down. The air will be cool by the time it reaches the end of the tube.