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Trope 3 points 18 hours ago

I’m one of those fags who enjoys going to the grocery store almost daily. My meals are primarily skirt steak. Today, I had taco steak and an avocado with salt. The most processed thing I’ll eat is an Italian or Polish sausage or a Vienna Beef hotdog. No bun.

On my birthday, I may go to Cinnabon but I’m not sure what happens to a man when he has an entire meal of cinnamon roll cores after several months of almost meat exclusively. Probably diabetic coma followed by a swift frosting-glazed death.