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Boner achieved

submitted by ProudRebel to boats 7 hoursMay 19, 2025 14:06:54 ago (+26/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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“We’re gonna need a bigger condom”

Hey ProudRebel, I got two things to say to you, fucker.

#1 - Sorry. I apologize for pushing you in the water. There were many retards on the dock that night…, I chose you (and Helena) because I like you….because you can swim……no murder charges

#2 - Noticed a “private message” so I ignored it just like all the rest of them. Anything anyone has to say to me they say it to everyone or ignored.

#3 - That boat hasn’t been n the water for longer than some of the retards here have been alive. Some things live forever, other beings deserve demise.

#4 - How do you prefer your dead pig? Chops, loin, bacon, head cheese, pink mist?