Boner achieved - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

Boner achieved
submitted by ProudRebel to boats 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 14:06:54 ago (+22/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/9u4n0e.jpg

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 2 hoursMay 19, 2025 16:08:43 ago (+3/-0)

Needs to be painted black and docked near the bat cave.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 3 hoursMay 19, 2025 15:11:44 ago (+3/-0)

She's a byoot

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 3 hoursMay 19, 2025 15:31:03 ago (+2/-0)

“We’re gonna need a bigger condom”

Hey ProudRebel, I got two things to say to you, fucker.

#1 - Sorry. I apologize for pushing you in the water. There were many retards on the dock that night…, I chose you (and Helena) because I like you….because you can swim……no murder charges

#2 - Noticed a “private message” so I ignored it just like all the rest of them. Anything anyone has to say to me they say it to everyone or ignored.

#3 - That boat hasn’t been n the water for longer than some of the retards here have been alive. Some things live forever, other beings deserve demise.

#4 - How do you prefer your dead pig? Chops, loin, bacon, head cheese, pink mist?

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 2 points 2 hoursMay 19, 2025 16:32:21 ago (+2/-0)

You were missed by me my friend.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 14:30:33 ago (+1/-0)

As nice as that is...

THIS does a better job in achieving that particular goal:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9b/b4/b2/9bb4b2254eca6564a5fec6385b12a1c8.jpg

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 2 hoursMay 19, 2025 15:49:03 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, but can her tits fit under the Brooklyn bridge?

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 2 hoursMay 19, 2025 15:56:32 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know... But, I'm more interested in parking muh "boat" in that nice comfortable boat-slip, in between those beautiful tits...

[ + ] ProudRebel