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Bananas - why are aren't you carrying them

submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 4.3 yearsMar 15, 2021 19:54:50 ago (+8/-0)     (whatever)

They are an excellent source of potassium.

Plus when the nigger clan gets rowdy you can always toss one or two into the middle of the pack.


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[ - ] MrPim 3 points 4.3 yearsMar 15, 2021 20:26:55 ago (+3/-0)

Bananas suck.

There is that potassium thing. They don't suck so much for that but I still contend that the banana is a sub par fruit that rots on my countertop before I get to be disappointed by its mushy, milquetoast flavor.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 4.3 yearsMar 15, 2021 20:28:14 ago (+3/-0)

At least it lets you know when it's bad by turning black. It's almost like nature has a plan.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 4.3 yearsMar 15, 2021 21:37:25 ago (+3/-0)

Their consistency is too mushy for most pallates at that point but they are the most sweet. They are great for making banana bread.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 4.3 yearsMar 15, 2021 20:45:56 ago (+2/-0)

wonderful things 'cos, among other things, mother nature gives them their own hygenic wrapping unlike, say, strawberries, so you don't get salmonella poisoning.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 4.3 yearsMar 15, 2021 22:26:42 ago (+2/-0)

Don’t bring them on a boat...

[ - ] Gigglestick 1 point 4.3 yearsMar 16, 2021 19:00:44 ago (+1/-0)

They’re not actually that high in potassium.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.3 yearsMar 15, 2021 21:11:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 4.3 yearsMar 15, 2021 20:29:09 ago (+1/-2)

They help blunt the effects of too much salt in your diet

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 4.3 yearsMar 15, 2021 21:38:31 ago (+0/-0)

Somebody has high blood pressure.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 4.3 yearsMar 15, 2021 21:52:21 ago (+1/-1)

Sharp as a bowling ball you are

Sherlock Holmes ain't got shit on you

[ - ] niggardly_jew 0 points 4.3 yearsMar 16, 2021 19:40:58 ago (+0/-0)

so fat it causes him medical problems

eats more high carbohydrate fruit as a solution