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How do you deal with the sensitive issue of your wife's hair in your food ?

submitted by paul_neri to AskUpgoat 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 21:12:06 ago (+2/-1)     (spoonuniversity.com)

https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/why-finding-hair-in-your-food-isnt-that-gross

My wife flies into a rage if I mention it and when I grab hairs from the elbows of her clothes, the common settling place, she also snaps at me.


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[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 22:00:46 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 22:16:47 ago (+1/-0)

High five her right in the face

[ - ] AloisH 1 point 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 22:20:56 ago (+1/-0)

you shut up about that and call her fat

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 22:21:34 ago (+1/-2)

wife

You're funny

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 22:29:16 ago (+0/-0)

brutal.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 22:31:18 ago (+1/-2)

Married men live longer

The sad thing is most would prefer not to

[ - ] ratsmack 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 22:52:41 ago (+0/-0)

Lol... even more brutal.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 23:42:43 ago (+0/-0)

females have good points but there's a harridan in each of them.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 22:30:38 ago (+0/-0)

Why the f..k do females wear long hair? I'm a skin-head and my hair bothers no-one!

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 23:27:23 ago (+0/-0)

i'm more concerned about your wife's hair in my bed. the gf is getting suspicious.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 20, 2021 23:35:42 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 21, 2021 00:57:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 21, 2021 03:38:48 ago (+0/-0)

that was almost witty, thelma. And they said on Poal you didn't have a sense of humour! Just shows...don't believe all you read on the Internet. You must have made a lot of enemies on Poal.

[ - ] kishind 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 21, 2021 04:08:17 ago (+0/-0)

I'd start by not marrying a neurotic insecure freak, but it's too late for that for you.

Maybe sit down with her and really find out why she has such an abnormally strong reaction?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 21, 2021 04:20:09 ago (+0/-0)*

You're being beastly to me!

I think she hates me. She's just incredibly defensive but you've given me an idea for another post in this series.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 4.1 yearsMar 22, 2021 17:29:40 ago (+1/-0)

Pull the hair out throw it away eat the food and don't be a fucking little bitch.

My wife sucked my dick alot so I can eat some God damn food with a fucking hair in it you little bitches

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 4.1 yearsMar 24, 2021 04:46:29 ago (+0/-0)

yeah but you and your missus make love on the kitchen table so of course pubes are going to get into your food. I'm talking about head hair!