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I am not Jesus, for example, when the jew government gets around to torturing me, I will not be a badass like Jesus was, I will break immediately like a giant pussy and deny God and beg big daddy Jewverment to forgive me

submitted by ripelivanianbeats to whatever 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 03:17:44 ago (+2/-3)     (whatever)

It will be really disappointing for big daddy Jewverment how quick I break, they will torture me even more than if I had held out at least a little to punish me for being so boring, they will probably make me watch my eyes being cut out because I am terrified of that, they will do all kinds of horrifying shit to me while I deny God and beg government to forgive me, government still won't forgive me, but God will.


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[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 05:25:57 ago (+0/-0)

Enjoy hell.

[ - ] ripelivanianbeats [op] 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 05:57:06 ago (+0/-0)

Wish me to hell harder. Damn me. Damn me with your whole entire soul.

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 07:43:35 ago (+0/-0)

I'm impotent against your machinations. I was just wishing you bon voyage.

[ - ] ripelivanianbeats [op] 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 10:30:22 ago (+0/-0)

Lying taints your soul.

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 12:43:05 ago (+0/-0)

Correct.

[ - ] ripelivanianbeats [op] 0 points 4.2 yearsApr 1, 2021 10:09:08 ago (+0/-0)

I hope you stop then.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 09:15:16 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 05:20:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ripelivanianbeats [op] 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 05:57:29 ago (+0/-0)

Probably not because he was mad holy and I'm garbage and shit.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 03:44:02 ago (+1/-0)

I understand. I too would surrender to the enemy at even the thought of pain.You pissant!

[ - ] ripelivanianbeats [op] 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 05:56:27 ago (+1/-0)*

I'm pretty sure I'll last as long as actual pain, but like once the pain starts, yeah, I'm out.

I might be wrong though and surrender before the actual pain though.