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Best excuse for non experimenting on yourself with the vaccine

submitted by 2Drunk to AskUpgoat 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 21:54:51 ago (+14/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

Hello goats,

I'm feeling the pressure to get the experimental vaccine but I'm not a sheep. What is the one thing you can say that will get the NPCs to fuck off?

Due to underlining health conditions my GP has advised me to not take it. You you think this might work?

Otherwise I need an easy way to fake a vax card.

Everyone is too fucking stupid to be able to reason with.

Thank You @System and you Goats


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 22:13:32 ago (+9/-0)

Clinical trials won't be done until 2023. I want to wait until I know it's not more dangerous than the virus it's supposed to protect me from. Trump rushed it through, so there's no telling if it's safe or not.

Or something to that effect.

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 7 points 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 23:45:15 ago (+7/-0)

It's not a vaccine, and the virus is a lie.

[ - ] Jeff_Cajun_Year 0 points 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 00:55:57 ago (+0/-0)

Somebody gets it.

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[ - ] StarbuckAndCasey 1 point 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 15:09:31 ago (+1/-0)

Please make a post once you get further along so the rest of us can learn what works or what limitations there are to going the lawyer route.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 15:42:21 ago (+0/-0)

Violence is always the answer. Everything else is a delay tactic.

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 22:12:58 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 1 point 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 22:15:32 ago (+1/-0)

I need to call me insurance agent and verify this.

I think he is an insurance SECRET agent.

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 0 points 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 22:18:03 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, indeed!

[ - ] WoodenDoors 1 point 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 18:16:25 ago (+1/-0)

Here is a link to the latest Dellingpod Podcast with Dr Mike Yeadon, who has had 32 years in the Pharmacological industry, with five years at Pfizer Global R and D as Allergy and Respiratory Research Head.
He talks about his grave concerns about the coronavirus jab and the direction we are being lead.
This should give you any number of reasons not to have it .
https://www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/episodes/7Drccf2/

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 18:32:21 ago (+0/-0)

Is there a way to download this?

[ - ] Jessepresent 2 points 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 02:44:40 ago (+2/-0)

If you want to shut someone up, you need to be able to blame it on another professional. “Due to my medical history, my doctor has advised against it for now.” When it’s a medical concern, do NOT give details. You don’t have to (i.e., it’s personal) and why provide the enemy with additional ammo against yourself?

But, I’d suggest actually finding a doctor that advises against it just in case. The whole doctor’s note story will take you far. There are tons of anti-vax doctors out there but you’ll have to search for them and although you may feel dirty for going to a traditional anti-vax doctor, I believe it’ll be worth it like by term. They may even have some good advice for what to say. Luckily, I found a doctor that will happily dance in this gray area with me. I actually do have bad reactions to vaccines so I’m comfortable with using that as my excuse. I have complained about it historically to all my friends so it’s not really a surprise to anyone.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 15:40:39 ago (+1/-0)

Tell them you're really concerned why, out of every vaccine ever created, this one is suggested even after you've had the illness. Nobody has ever explained that.

They won't know what to say.

[ - ] MrPancake 1 point 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 13:10:54 ago (+1/-0)

The one thing I would say is: "Fuck off"

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 15:45:20 ago (+0/-0)

This is probably the most correct. Which interestingly is also the answer to "Why do you need guns?"

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 3 points 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 22:01:53 ago (+3/-0)

Logic? Working on NPCS?!!?! Pshaw, that never works!

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 22:12:56 ago (+1/-0)

This is pretty much correct.

[ - ] Darth_Nougat 1 point 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 21:58:38 ago (+1/-0)*

Yeah, that's my excuse as well. As soon as doc says, of course I'll follow my physician's instruction. Or go find a different doctor...

[ - ] eongoat 0 points 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 12:50:35 ago (+0/-0)

What country vax card? borrow someone's vax card take photos, make a copy of it. Work people are usually not going to scrutinize a fake card unless it's like a government facility or something that requires higher levels of security where they are required to.
"Everyone is too fucking stupid to be able to reason with" ... so don't, they are also probably too stupid to figure out you have a fake card if you make it well enough. Before you get the card done, just say you got the jew jab and it's in the mail.

The mask thing is stupid, wear it only in view of bosses. Or get a fake doctor note, stating respiratory issues, using technical terms on the letter and fake a doctor signature for the NPCs.

Also no law (in the US at this point) against making a fake one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCKDmELVQcE

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 07:17:55 ago (+0/-0)

If you're a guy, say that the vaccine interferes with your ability to reproduce, as verified by your doctor, and you're trying to conceive with your significant other. If you're a girl, say that the vaccine increases the risk of miscarriage significantly and can interfere with breast milk production.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 02:28:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 00:02:12 ago (+0/-0)

Whatever reasons your doctor gave you for not taking it is your best bet. Make as big a fucking deal as you can out of that.

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 22:18:01 ago (+0/-0)

What I generally say is:

I feel

(And that parts important. Any argument they have will be directed back at "muh feelings need to be validated", try it and see what works best for you)

the vaccine hasn't been fully tested. Normally it takes years to develop a vaccine, and they've rolled this out in several months.

Then I'll say the manufacturers can't be held liable in case of any issue, large or small. Then mention that you've "heard" of some terrible reactions. Yes, these happen with everything, but seeing people pass out or die, mothers miscarriaging, etc doesn't give you any sense of confidence. You'd just rather wait a bit.

Then, say once I feel better about the process and they've done some more extensive testing, and if the manufacturers can be held accountable, you'd happily get the jab.

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 22:27:13 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for your reply but I do not "feel" you know how bad things actually are. Some businesses are now requiring you wear a mask AND provide you have taken the jab. I want one sentence that can easily be remembered and shuts them down completely.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 23:51:11 ago (+1/-0)*

What businesses? A list of all businesses that require vaccination from their customers needs to be compiled.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 4 yearsApr 2, 2021 00:07:03 ago (+0/-0)

There isn’t one. That’s why this is so bad. You need your doctor to print out some kind of document and make it as official as you can.