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I was a chef at Poppin' Fresh Pies back in 1980. Ask me anything.

submitted by deleted to AMA 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 12:50:21 ago (+12/-1)     (AMA)

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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 4 yearsMay 22, 2021 14:23:44 ago (+0/-0)

How can I find a very wealthy woman to become my love slave , so I can quit my job , and pursue being a journalist with unlimited time to and resources to harass politicians by asking them questions they never get asked.

[ - ] beece 4 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 13:01:10 ago (+4/-0)

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of a nasty yeast infection?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 13:03:54 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 14:57:45 ago (+2/-0)

How long do you have to bake her with said soda?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 3 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 15:57:21 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 16:13:40 ago (+1/-0)

See? YOU ARE a chef!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 21:25:09 ago (+1/-0)

gargle with listerine.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 4.2 yearsApr 7, 2021 22:24:51 ago (+0/-0)

What is the point in living ? You just end up dead anyway

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 14:40:22 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 15:27:25 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 13:41:45 ago (+2/-0)

How do you get off that forward O2 sensor on a 2001 Mercedes CLK500? It looks like you probably have to just throw the whole car away and get a new one...

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 15:26:30 ago (+2/-0)*

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 15:29:54 ago (+2/-0)

Holy shit, totally have a thing in common with Pontiac! Also gotta loosen up the motor mounts, to get it to raise a good few inches, just to be able to reach the damned thing! STILL looks impossible even then... I'm just gonna throw it away and get a new one. That new AMG E-class coupe looks nice

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 15:34:36 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 16:13:06 ago (+2/-0)

Only the aft sensor by the cat is throwing the error at the moment, but I ordered both fore and aft sensors just in case. I'm sure both will need to be replaced before too long, but maybe I can just hire someone to do the forward one since I am too faggy and I never got that lift installed in the garage, and now the garage is mom's storage unit to fill with crap. I should get rid of that crap!

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 16:20:25 ago (+2/-0)*

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 16:46:34 ago (+2/-0)

That's how I've done everything as well, thankfully sans the snow part of it... But this job is SO finicky and requires SO many jacks and things - fuck it, it's worth paying the guy with the right tools to get it done properly without breaking things and cussing as much as I probably would for that particular job. I know the shop the previous owner took it to, so I'll try them first I guess. This'll be my first time there, as I've done all the other work on it. They're kind of fun to work on, those Germans engineered them well still back then. I guess they still do sometimes, but not always...

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 16:38:02 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 14:45:07 ago (+2/-0)

They're nice. This is my second one. All my friends had 'em and kind of peer pressured me into getting these things, and I like them.

Now all those fags have Porsches... and I can't afford THAT habit, not while also still having a house and a boat and a wife and all that...

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 3 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 15:25:20 ago (+3/-0)*

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 15:26:21 ago (+1/-0)

I'd sooner sell my wife to buy a porsche! [and I'm not gonna do that]

(pls don't tell the missus!!)

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 14:54:54 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 14:56:55 ago (+2/-0)

Hey, I understand being poor! I can't afford a Porsche, for example.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 21:26:15 ago (+1/-0)

the underclass is the problem!

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 7, 2021 22:25:45 ago (+1/-0)

Wypipo problems

[ - ] Darth_Nougat 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 8, 2021 02:09:10 ago (+1/-0)

There are other kinds of people?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 6, 2021 03:48:48 ago (+1/-0)*

Are all women unstable cunts, or is it just every woman I've ever met?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 21:30:55 ago (+1/-0)

Ok. You've told us you didn't stay long.Why were you sacked?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 4.2 yearsApr 6, 2021 04:43:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 17:10:31 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] oldblo 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 17:04:38 ago (+1/-0)

What dark and horrible pie themed secrets do you have? Also if you can tell us without having your family killed how do you make some of the nice stuff that they made at Poppin' Fresh Pies?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 17:16:32 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 21:27:36 ago (+1/-0)*

what's that! Did someone mention @thelma ?

[ - ] Silverfuck 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 13:39:46 ago (+1/-0)

Did you ever put anything nasty in someone's food because you didn't like them?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 14:35:28 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 12:55:11 ago (+1/-0)

Do you have a good Key Lime recipe?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 13:05:14 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 13:44:04 ago (+1/-0)

Chefs don't make food, they make menus and recipes and plans, and boss around those pleb cooks mercilessly whilst drinking copiously.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 14:32:58 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Darth_Nougat 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 14:43:37 ago (+1/-0)

No, no! ALWAYS pad your resume! Then you were EMPEROR of the pantry, and OVERLORD of the walk-in freezer! HR departments suck it up. They are so dumb, and also ugly.

[ - ] Darth_Nougat 0 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 13:47:56 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Jeff_Cajun_Year 1 point 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 17:51:02 ago (+1/-0)*

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING A PIC FROM PIC8?

GO BACK TO POAL IF THAT IS HOW YOU ARE GOING TO BE.

DOXXING DARTH_FAGGOT

[ - ] Darth_Nougat 2 points 4.2 yearsApr 5, 2021 18:42:23 ago (+2/-0)

BECAUSE! USING THEIR BANDWIDTH IS LULZY AND YOU ARE A IMGUR REDDIT FANATIC!

Sorry about your dire penis addiction. Get well soon!

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