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Ladies hanging ladies on a statue of Jesus holding jesus

submitted by AloisH to Art 4 yearsApr 6, 2021 22:09:58 ago (+3/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/wrxaz7.jpg

Or: Die Gartenlaube (1887)


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 4 yearsApr 6, 2021 22:26:50 ago (+1/-0)

Christians might be offended, but fuck off anyway. I like the idea that the holy grail is the womb of someone of a particular bloodline. The hunt for the grail isn't that Hollywood jew shit, but the hunt for a bloodline of people instead, maybe those that are Rh negative. It's speculation, of course, cause who the fuck knows? It just makes more sense to me than someone holding on to a cup that was used by a guy that was executed.

[ - ] AloisH [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 6, 2021 22:48:45 ago (+1/-0)

I like to think Jesuses foreskin is being worn as a toe ring, giving the wearer magic powers

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 4 yearsApr 6, 2021 22:56:49 ago (+1/-0)

Best part is, even though it's a toe ring it's still a cock ring.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 yearsApr 7, 2021 08:59:27 ago (+0/-0)

you fockin wot....

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 4 yearsApr 7, 2021 08:56:37 ago (+1/-0)*

this here to me is actutally a pretty good representation of the current mentality of women.

you got a statue of jesus there who even if youre not a believer youre not really meant to go around disrespecting other peoples religious or cultural artefacts or their artworks, in just the same way its wrong to go fucking with statues of say, george washington, but either way i can look at it as a simple piece of art that someones created or i can look at it as a representation of jesus himself admonishing a couple of vain ass ratchets with showing em off a statue of himself but either way its completely irrelevent because bitches like showing off shiny things that make them look pretty and fuck all else around them matters.

thats what i got out of it anyhow.