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I now know more people who have had severe adverse reactions to getting vaxxed than I do who had severe symptoms from catching the fake WuPing Cough.

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 4 yearsApr 12, 2021 13:07:59 ago (+39/-1)     (whatever)

Landscaper just called me to explain why he flaked this weekend, and it's because he got his second shot. Said it laid him out for the whole weekend, couldn't even get out of bed. Only after getting vaxxed, and almost dying at home, is he finding out that what he is/was going through isn't exactly rare. And all this because him mom wants to travel more, so he felt like he needed to get vaxxed to make that possible. The obvious regret is his voice...

Also, my gf's dad got the first jab, was sick for 2 weeks, and ended up at the ER because he was experiencing numbness/tingling on one side of his body, and thought he was having a stroke. After all that, he still won't listen to me or his daughter, and is planning on going through with the second shot. The fuck is wrong with people.

Thankfully my parents are not getting the shot. They still think the virus is real, because they're gullible boomers, but they at least don't trust the vax.


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[ - ] kishind 7 points 4 yearsApr 12, 2021 13:32:34 ago (+7/-0)

Please start calling it the human "GMO serum". Memes aren't enough, we have to adapt our linguistic choices. That's how the left does it, because it suits their smooth brains.

Besides the obvious and immediate strokes, blindness, facial paralysis, sterilization, and immune issues, I wonder what kind of modifications they're making. GMO tech can eliminate a person's ability to feel connected to the divine... Rather than just sterility and organ failure, this could change the cognitive behaviors of the people who take it.

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 4 yearsApr 12, 2021 14:14:00 ago (+2/-0)

Come to think of it... Same here. I know about 3 covid cases, where the person had fever etc, but i know about... uhh... 7 people, at least, who had at least same symptoms after getting the first(!) shot. Jesus christ, now after writing this i realize there is really no hope for these zombies.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 1 point 4 yearsApr 12, 2021 14:34:55 ago (+1/-0)

I know a couple that got tested regularly because of their jobs. Months ago they both tested positive and had to self quarantine for 14 days. Never had any symptoms. Recently got the vax. 1st shot they had localized soreness for a couple of days. 2nd shot missed a week of work due to headaches, joint aches, slight fever and no energy. But that must have been a cohencidence.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 4 yearsApr 12, 2021 15:08:48 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, my family has a bunch of doctors in it, and they encouraged everyone in my family to go out and get the jab, and I'm the only exception. I'm getting ready for a few of them to drop in the next decade, but the weird thing is that I'm starting to be okay with it. We all have the ability to make our own choices, and I warned them about playing fast and loose with their DNA. I still plan on being able to reproduce one day, so I'm not going to become sterile just yet.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick -2 points 4 yearsApr 12, 2021 18:00:22 ago (+0/-2)

The virus is real, the whole reaction to helped shut down the democracy movement in HK, unseated zion don (which shows whos really playing the 4d chess around here), funneled trillions to special interests, bailed out fiscally insane blue states, further indebted the population to the banking class, got the right wing excited about direct cash payments from the federal government, proved that people will allow govenors to enforce dress codes, and halt people from engaging in commerce because a graph a jew in a lab coat showed them.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 4 yearsApr 12, 2021 20:30:29 ago (+1/-0)

I know one person directly who got a bad flu and lost taste they called it covid19 and went full retard has been isolating and doesn't take her kid anywhere social for over a year. It is crazy

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 4 yearsApr 12, 2021 22:59:44 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone at my company is getting DNA replacement therapy, everyone who does is out sick the next day.

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[ - ] MrPim 0 points 4 yearsApr 13, 2021 19:33:11 ago (+0/-0)

There's an old dude at work. 77 fucking years old. Got the shot, made hime sick all weekend. Two weeks after in the middle of the day he had to go home. He got suddenly so tired and dizzy that he had to go home. Someone else drove him home because he was visibly fucked up. He tried to blame it on a gas station turkey sandwich he ate for lunch.

No, Doug. Those are not the symptoms of spoiled fake turkey. Experimental drugs maybe.