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Do any of you guys know how Bernie Madoff is doing?

submitted by lord_nougat to whatever 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 11:54:34 ago (+9/-0)     (whatever)

I have not checked in on him lately.


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[ - ] COF 4 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 12:01:05 ago (+4/-0)

I heard he couldn't find his shoes this morning.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 12:04:16 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 12:04:09 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 21:47:51 ago (+0/-0)

No need. There's plenty of heat where he is.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 12:01:18 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] didyouknow 2 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 12:50:26 ago (+2/-0)*

For a jew, that's probably just pleasure. Their type of hell would be them being forced to do labour work for all eternity, that's how you effectively torture a jew.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 16:18:19 ago (+1/-0)

They actually believe that sinning and degeneracy are the holiest acts they can engage in. Their thought process is that their messiah will only come back when things get bad enough, so anything that brings their messiah back quicker is holy. The philosophy is called Sabbatean Frankism and at its historical peak in 1666 it was practiced by 50% of the world's jews.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 12:07:12 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe someone posted about him recently. Have you checked out “new”?

[ - ] AndrewBlazeIt 1 point 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 12:09:32 ago (+1/-0)

Ey, red, he dead

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 12:12:04 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TFS 1 point 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 12:15:54 ago (+1/-0)

I hear he has been sentenced to hump Ruth Bader Ginsburg for the next six million years.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 13:11:29 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 13:11:44 ago (+1/-0)

His flight landed in Tel Aviv around 2AM.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 14:59:12 ago (+1/-0)

My drone spotted him having breakfast at a cafe in Tel Aviv earlier. Looks alright for 82.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 15:01:00 ago (+0/-0)

Command your drone to strike!

[ - ] talkingliquor 1 point 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 15:48:18 ago (+1/-0)

I have no idea. No one has posted anything about it. So...