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I think I got a squirrel addicted to nicotine.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 17:09:34 ago (+22/-0)     (whatever)

I smoke cigarettes, and when I'm at home my spot is right by the back door, under an overhang with a gutter. Multiple times a day I'll go out for a smoke, and one of the local squirrels will hang out in the gutter right above me. She literally hangs her head over the side and "watches" me. Other times, she'll come across the yard and kind of hop/squirrel walk within a foot or two of me. I know it's the same squirrel, watching animals in my backyard is what I do instead of watching TV. Anyway, I either made a friend or a junkie and I'm going with the latter considering how she reacts when I come outside.


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[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 6 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 20:44:51 ago (+6/-0)

Prove to yourself you're not a nigger and can beat the hardest to beat addiction

[ - ] mattsixteen24 3 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 20:21:50 ago (+3/-0)

Family dog does the same thing. When my relative goes outside for a smoke, the dog immediately runs outside to hang around down wind when they smoke. Cigarettes are very addictive.

[ - ] Antiliberalsociety 3 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 17:20:55 ago (+3/-0)

Put peanuts in the ash tray.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 17:24:31 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck that, last thing I want is being swarmed with the fuckers every time I go out. That's playing with fire.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 4 yearsApr 15, 2021 02:45:55 ago (+0/-0)

But, you could be the squirrel king.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 15, 2021 03:12:41 ago (+0/-0)

My kingdom is big enough without adding arboreal rodents to the mix. They bury every resource they don't eat,and they piss of the underclass (cats). My kingdom wouldn't survive the influx.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 21:40:47 ago (+2/-0)

Next time, bring it a snack.

[ - ] MicahReno 1 point 4 yearsApr 15, 2021 08:05:01 ago (+1/-0)

Give her a smoke you selfish prick

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 20:32:44 ago (+1/-0)

It's obviously a female that wants your nuts Peckerwood!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 20:41:25 ago (+0/-0)

Oh shit, I think you cracked the case.

[ - ] Imgonnakeelyou 0 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 21:34:17 ago (+0/-0)

Dude my bunkies AB and my life is wonderful

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 18:09:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 18:15:45 ago (+3/-0)

I do, they go in a flowerpot next to the door. I'm not gonna trash my own backyard. She hangs out in the second hand smoke above me, she doesn't fuck with the butts.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 18:22:54 ago (+3/-0)*

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 4 yearsApr 14, 2021 18:38:05 ago (+2/-0)

They're entertaining, that's for sure. We have a thicket of bamboo that canopies the back yard that they nest in. It also provides cover for them while on the ground, the hawks and owls don't have an angle of attack. It's like squirrel paradise back there.