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I haven't had a real haircut in over a year.

submitted by PuttitoutIsGone to whatever 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 08:02:18 ago (+5/-0)     (whatever)

Actually 15 months. I won't wear the mask. I want to buy a flowbee but they have been sold out for the 6 months I have been looking at their site and don't want to pay a jacked up price for one.

Might just shave it. Fuck it if I look like Mr. Potatohead.


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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 16:14:55 ago (+0/-0)

I bought a split end trimmer. Haven’t cut my hair in seven years. Anytime I go into town I get compliments and catch ladies ‘mirin’. Long hair is t for everyone, but I enjoy having it.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 13:54:07 ago (+0/-0)

Dude 5 finger hair cut works depending in what u want your hair to look like. I did it with good enough results

I also stopped cutting my hair I'm at the longest I've ever had it. Can do almost a full pony tail mid back of head. I don't for sure like the way it looks but easier then cutting it for now.

My problem is I'm pretty sure it looks better shorter and women probably don't like long Steven Segal hair and I'm looking hard for a woman.

I also have a flower I've had for ever they work really well after some practice..

So five finger hair cut. Get clippers run your hand through your hair estimate the length u want and just run it along you hand.. my hair is a little curly so it works. I go longer on top shorter in sides.

It worked surprisingly well

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4 yearsApr 17, 2021 01:17:27 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 12:09:35 ago (+1/-0)

Well over a decade here.

I generally get haircuts when I start a new job.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 11:09:59 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 11:13:57 ago (+0/-0)

I actually have a stylist comb and scissors arriving today. It really can't get any worse than it is.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 10:16:58 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 12:10:43 ago (+2/-0)

Then your hair grew back out, lush and long, and you looked like AUNT Fester!

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 17:50:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 09:43:13 ago (+1/-0)

I shave my own head once or twice a month. Bought a $30 kit 5-6 years ago. $30 kit vs $25 per haircut...

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 09:40:39 ago (+3/-0)

I haven't had a real haircut in over a decade, I make the little woman do it

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 09:43:16 ago (+1/-0)

I ask just about every woman I meet if she can cut hair. Nothin. Women just aren't women anymore.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 13:24:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 14:50:29 ago (+0/-0)

Women were decent when they were just sex-cooks who did laundry

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 10:26:29 ago (+0/-0)

Yes!

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[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 09:32:20 ago (+0/-0)

I say "Just give me a cut that will get me laid". Doesn't always go over well.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 12:10:02 ago (+0/-0)

Why, is your barber a fag?

[ - ] Doglegwarrior -1 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 13:55:27 ago (+0/-1)

I had a gay barber older dude. Good way to go if you can deal with a fag. They want you to look good.

So ya it u can deal with the gay aspect they cut good hair

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 14:13:33 ago (+1/-0)

I just meant that if he asked for a cut that would get him laid, he'd maybe get a haircut and then also some surprise cock.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4 yearsApr 17, 2021 01:16:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Lin_Ching_Yu 1 point 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 08:15:55 ago (+1/-0)

Do a half inch buzz, like Chauvin's prison cut.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 08:05:46 ago (+3/-0)

Long hair don't care. You know, we're one of just two animals that "need" a haircut. The other is sheep.

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 08:09:44 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah but summer is coming. Gets hot. I cut it myself this last time and really fucked it up. Just hide it under my beenie hat.

[ - ] cyclops1771 3 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 08:19:11 ago (+3/-0)

I've cut my own using a simple $49-79 Wahl kit for over 25 years, I'm on my second set. So, I have spent $130 total on haircuts in 25 years, roughly $5 / year. 6 haircuts a year, minimum.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 08:12:02 ago (+2/-0)

It's not as important as you might think, my dude. There's also some spiritual benefits to long hair. I live in Florida and my hair drops well below my shoulders.

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 08:16:12 ago (+1/-0)

I did the long hair Florida thing. I would got to work in shorts and steel toes. Was tan as fuck except for streak down my back where my hair would hang.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 12:11:19 ago (+2/-0)

And now we know the story of why he has a yellow streak down his back!

[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 14:51:27 ago (+0/-0)

My hair is sunblock in the summer and a scarf in the winter

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 4 yearsApr 16, 2021 16:13:22 ago (+0/-0)

Then braid it into warrior braids you lazy fuck lol