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Anyway to refuse covid 19 tests for flying?

submitted by jewnigger to whatever 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 18:39:27 ago (+3/-0)     (whatever)

I don't them jamming that jew shit up my nose.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 19:09:33 ago (+2/-0)

Hire a private charter.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 4 yearsMay 1, 2021 10:44:24 ago (+1/-0)

is there like a place you can find private charters or you need to know someone for that?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 18:51:38 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 19:13:11 ago (+1/-0)

He's not here right now, but my uncle-in-law would agree wholeheartedly. After his last motorcycle crash, he switched to planes for some reason. Ostensibly, he considers flying to be safer than motorcycles. He's owned and flown some amazing and magnificent birds, and despite his rather advanced age, he maintains his pilot's license and still flies occasionaly, despite having sold his gorgeous last plane [some WW2 trainer thing, it was magnificent and I was so looking forward to mooching a flight out of him aboard that, but alas, it was not to be thanks to just how long a flight it is from where he is in Canadia now to where we are, damn near almost to mexico]. But I might get to be a passenger still in something borrowed or rented.

Or I could just sell the boat and move to the skies myself.

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[ - ] Bird_Facts 0 points 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 19:42:21 ago (+0/-0)

Excellent point. You won't encounter people texting or joyriding dui in the skies. How difficult/costly is it to get your pilot's license?

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 22:34:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Weredawg 0 points 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 20:06:29 ago (+0/-0)

Around $8000 for a private license where I live.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks -1 points 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 20:49:25 ago (+0/-1)*

Yeah i dont remember ever having to get on my mobile and declare an emergency because my speedometer isnt working, and a loose bolt on a motorcycle from a lazy motherfucking maintenance cunt signing off on work they havent actually done has never resulted in multiple ten thousand foot plummets to deaeth for multiple hundreds of people.

you wont encounter people texting or joyriding dui in the skies

neither of those things are true either. go to the apple store. google 'aircraft navigation' while youre at it google 'drunk pilots' - extremely common for private pilots in non glass cockpits to use ipads, mobile phones, stand alone GPS units with tracking. And they make just as many phone calls as anyone else. Glass cockpits fail from time to time. Glass cockpits generally dont have room for backup analogue equipment. So what do you think they use to navigate. Usually simultaneously so if one fails they dont have to fuck around with the other (this is called being ahead of your aircraft)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UbUEgCJ4ME nawwwwwwwww never find a drunk pilot ever.

https://files.catbox.moe/5kmli1.jpg not at all.

Its a retarded point. Not sure which one of those two this dude has never done in his life.

Oh and for bonus points.... you cant get a pilots license if youre legally colourblind right? right? so what you do is... right... you shop around for a doctor who will let you pay lots of money to declare... youre not colourblind! Presto Chango person with lots of money who cannot possibly tell the difference between a RUNWAY OPEN and RUNWAY CLOSED beacon gets to continue on to get an offer for first officer where they have to cough up $80,000 bond just to take up a contract.

Its no different a game to driving. Its just for people with a fuckload more disposable income than you.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 20:45:16 ago (+0/-0)*

When you fly, your safety is in your own hands. When you ride, the other guy can kill you no matter how safe you think you are being

Fuckloads of non retarded motorcyclists and fuckloads of people killed as a direct result of shit aircraft maintenance would disagree with you there son.

When i ride, the safety is still in my hands. But then again im not 170kmh down city streets on the back wheel intentionally trying to get cop helicopters to chase after me for internet points which seems to be a thing in america and falsely attributed to 'normal' motorcycle behaviour. its not. and other bikers dont support it either. we call them temporary citizens too.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 22:15:54 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 22:46:00 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 19:37:28 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 21:02:25 ago (+1/-0)

The coroner's report would classify drowning in your own shit and piss as a "Covid related death" now.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4 yearsMay 1, 2021 00:13:18 ago (+1/-0)

That's nice, dear.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 22:47:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 20:40:35 ago (+0/-0)

yeah thats a rich mans game that one.

if its not international, drive.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 4 yearsMay 1, 2021 10:30:11 ago (+0/-0)

Can confirm. Have commercial pilot license. You can carry a loaded firearm and more than 3 oz of soap when you fly your own plane.