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The Onion Went there...."IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child"

submitted by beece to whatever 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 08:31:11 ago (+55/-0)     (www.theonion.com)

https://www.theonion.com/idf-soldier-recounts-harrowing-heroic-war-story-of-kil-1826048745

Current Palistinian/Israel conflict is being ignored or slanted by the usual news subjects.

https://archive.ph/wQsIJ



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[ - ] TFS 7 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 11:13:55 ago (+7/-0)

So The Onion finally found their misplaced balls, good for them.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 20:40:34 ago (+0/-0)

Aren't they a kike-owned company?

[ - ] TFS 3 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 11:21:53 ago (+3/-0)

Could be that they sold it to kikes. I'm not up to date on their current ownership.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 13, 2021 08:30:46 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Teefinyomouf 4 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 09:14:19 ago (+5/-1)*

Not impressed unless they call Muhammad a fag in the next article. All they did so far is side with islam.

[ - ] ClitorisDestroyer 4 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 09:58:21 ago (+4/-0)

Why is islam bad

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 10:07:00 ago (+9/-0)

Because they are dirty, race mixing goat fuckers that practice a bastardized combination of judaism, and christianity. Their doctrine allows them to fuck children, boys and girls. They're so fucking proud of themselves, but they don't even know what bacon tastes like.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 3 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 13:08:28 ago (+3/-0)

Why is Islam bad? I could fill a book with the negatives associated with the "religion of peaceful jihad." Aside from the fact that the moral system built into the islamic faith itself is just designed to enable those who subvert the rules and consolidate power, islam is a medieval religion. It was built when there was an enemy that they believed that they needed to fight. It's amazing that most people in islam don't look or think critically about how the religion itself has caused numerous wars and conflicts between fellow worshipers. In addition to these horrific ideals, the main problem from islam comes from the absolutely fucked up way of parenting that develops out of these less logically evolved religions. In islam, everything against the parental will is exclusively marketed as an affront to their god. Did you develop early and want to start going out with women? You're a freak, pray to god to remove your disorder. Did you figure out that nobody has a straight answer when it comes to the understanding of why the prophet didn't even let others make fun of him? Pray to god and be forgiven. There's still some well established religions that do this too, but islam is especially guilty of it. It's a SHAME based system, designed to twist the mentality of normal humans into thinking that they're imperfect for being human, out of which we are all imperfect anyway. Islam is not a religion that is growing, they're just fucking more and creating larger families. There's no benefit to any religion that is built on the idea that you're imperfect when you start out learning about it. Islam will one day no longer exist. I look forwards to that day with all my heart.

[ - ] Skeeterdo 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 02:28:01 ago (+1/-0)

Here is one fantastic reason but there are many...many reasons to hate the religion of death.

https://www.semissourian.com/forums/speakout/thread/6660#:~:text=According%20to%20Sennels%2C%20close%20to,Pakistani%20immigrants%20is%20around%2040%25.

Islam allows inbreeding. And after 1300 years most middle eastern Muslim Islamic countries are inbred retards, Pakistan being the worst.

[ - ] totalniggerdeath 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 16:59:15 ago (+0/-0)

Because Islam is just the Talmud Judaism with some fucking name swaps, and muslims are just brown jews (literally, right down to their DNA, which is >50% jew).

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 20:48:04 ago (+1/-0)

So, does that mean they are niggerjews, jew niggers, shitskin jews, jew shitskins, goatfucking goblins, or arabian kikes?

[ - ] totalniggerdeath 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 09:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

Yes to all of the above.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 10:38:14 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I looked below and saw sandjew. I like that one.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 20:42:08 ago (+0/-0)

Mohammed literally fucked a nine-year old girl named Ayesha. It is in the koran.

[ - ] Bogandoff 4 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 16:25:21 ago (+4/-0)

You're responding to an anti-jewish article with "why not the muslims"? How jewish of you.

[ - ] totalniggerdeath 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 16:59:39 ago (+1/-0)

Bingo. Fuck jews and fuck their sandjew brothers too.

[ - ] virge 3 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 10:02:17 ago (+3/-0)

Pretty unusual piece of satirical propaganda coming from a rag owned by the Clinton Crime Syndicate.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 12:55:13 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 13:14:04 ago (+2/-0)

Funny shit. There's evidence that a gigantic blast of some sort happened over that part of the world. Libyan desert glass. It shows that some superheated energy source exploded in the region. A long long time ago, some holy war took place that made the region nearly uninhabitable, and the insanity left behind in the conflict became the basis of the inherent retardation that pervades the people and the culture today.

[ - ] oldblo 3 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 14:31:38 ago (+3/-0)

Some think it was a nuke. I figure if humanity can be both smart and stupid enough to destroy civilization now they could have done so in the past too. Not implying that there was a nuke there. Just saying its silly to think we are the best there ever was and none could have ever been our equal.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 -1 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 17:26:09 ago (+0/-1)

It wasn't a "nuke" per se, but it was an advanced explosive weapon. They had better weaponry than we did. Civilizations in the past were, without a doubt, far more advanced than we currently are, or can be, unless we make the choice. They left a lot of their knowledge behind for us to discover, even carefully guarded it and waited for the right people to find it and make it known.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 02:01:32 ago (+2/-0)

You guys would probably both like a book called Forgotten Civilization by Dr Robert Schoch.

@oldblo

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 10:39:08 ago (+1/-1)

Bullshit. Stop reading fiction.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 13:15:24 ago (+0/-0)

Tell that to Seth Rich. No one brought you here. If you think what I'm saying is fiction, why not try not giving a fuck?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 23:45:21 ago (+0/-0)

You're one of those guys who is used to create dissent and misdirection. Do a flip.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 13, 2021 08:55:28 ago (+0/-0)

Whatever. You're one of the guys who won't challenge his own perceptions to find out truly whether he's being deceived or not. There's no such thing as dissent or misdirection when we're all on the same side. I don't think you understand that. I want to learn the truth as much as anyone else, but part of that means letting go of what I want to believe. Maybe you'll understand one day. Until then, try harder.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 13, 2021 19:53:19 ago (+0/-0)

You are too stupid to be on my side.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 16:13:48 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 23:46:41 ago (+0/-0)

He cited the plot of a bad novel and you take it at face vslue? Are you retarded?

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 19:48:10 ago (+1/-0)

2018

Still relevant though
Modern onion is cucked to the core

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 11, 2021 18:52:28 ago (+0/-0)

Dude can we just nuke all the sand people and be done with this shit already.