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What is the most painless form of suicide?

submitted by anon to askanon 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:04:57 ago (+4/-0)     (askanon)



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[ - ] anon 2773376 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 20, 2021 01:49:12 ago (+0/-0)

High level sleeping pills (Nembutal, Seconal, Tuinal), mixed with a tricyclic antidepressant (Elavil, Tofranil, Norpramin) to prevent resuscitation. I hear Quaaludes are an excellent escape clause, but I think they are off the market. So second choice is a draught of Conium maculatum, which is reasonably painless.

[ - ] anon 1445255 14 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:35:22 ago (+14/-0)

Fighting what made you want to die.

[ - ] anon 1285021 8 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:15:36 ago (+8/-0)




Why not go exploring parts of the world that are dangerous, Go rob a cartel or some shit, Take out a load of loans and spend it all on hookers and cocaine, Take so much LSD and pycodelics that you Transend humanity entirely, What the fuck do you have to lose if you are thinking about killing your self?



Why not buy a cheap 1970s plastic fantastic boat and travel the world, They are cheep as fuck, Why not? scared you might get your self killed? Oh fucking well you already want to kill your self so you have nothing to lose, Is there nothing you want to do? If you already want to kill your self you literally have nothing else to lose, You are one of the few truly free people on the planet, Aim for the stars, You might end up getting your self killed but you also might find something worth living for.

[ - ] anon 3140529 3 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 17:37:11 ago (+3/-0)*

Getting smothered by a big-tittied goth girlfriend's thighs.

[ - ] anon 3835871 3 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:09:42 ago (+4/-1)

I hear that punching yourself in the face until you die is a totally painless and fun method.

[ - ] anon 2451938 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 14, 2021 09:15:12 ago (+0/-0)

Why not choose Valhalla and die like a warrior ?

[ - ] anon 1954054 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 15:32:48 ago (+2/-0)

does your equation incorporate the pain the people feel who miss you when you are dead, or the people who have to proceed your dead body?

freedoms just another word for nothing left to loose. live your life, please, we need you once the war starts!

but if you are on final cancer shit and in absolute chronic pain and cant make yourself blow up a jewish milliardaires wedding, then the serious answer is "exit bag"

yet i myself would prefer a guillotine built atop a pire, so i die quickly and my remains are burnt...

[ - ] anon 3697239 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 16:10:00 ago (+1/-1)

The ‘other people will be sad’ argument is pretty stupid, though.

[ - ] anon 2095815 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 15:21:54 ago (+2/-0)

Almost died of cold once. It wasn't too bad at all, your brain just sort of turns off. Had my brother not been there to get me dry and covered by dry sleeping bags when he saw my blue lips, I'd have checked out and it was sort of nice once the first "cold" uncomfortable part was over.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:15:36 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] anon 3697239 3 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 15:20:36 ago (+3/-0)*

I’d better insult and demean this guy who’s feeling hopeless - that will surely help.

Fucking kill yourself, faggot.

[ - ] anon 1206784 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:20:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 1425021 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 17:51:08 ago (+1/-0)

fuck off... do your own homework!

[ - ] anon 1206784 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 17:03:00 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] anon 2453297 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:25:00 ago (+2/-1)*

Noble gas asphyxiation, such as Helium or Nitrogen. CO2 asphyxiation acidifies the blood and results in excrutiating death.

[ - ] anon 6189834 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 15:34:41 ago (+0/-0)

I once got too close to a box of dry ice and it was a horrible feeling.

I will also add that because of the He price I think that it is all blends these days, and would stick with N.

[ - ] anon 1206784 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:18:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] anon 1745837 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:46:22 ago (+0/-0)

*oral sex

[ - ] anon 1862033 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 13, 2021 05:36:36 ago (+0/-0)

I'd say hypoxia. Like what happens to pilots when the oxygen system fails at high altitude. You basically start losing cognitive and motor skills until you pass out, then die. MAYBE you might get a headache or something like that, but it's basically painless.

Now most people aren't going to be able to go up to a high enough altitude for that, but carbon monoxide poisoning does pretty much the same thing. My uncle used the old "garden hose from the car exhaust into the car" trick to off himself.

[ - ] anon 1206784 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 13, 2021 02:25:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 1921699 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 22:31:19 ago (+0/-0)

Get into a warm bath and open a vein.

[ - ] anon 1206784 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 21:03:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 1709276 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 18:52:03 ago (+0/-0)

When you put coke in your dr pepper. Mmm tasty.

[ - ] anon 3768738 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 18:45:51 ago (+0/-0)

Old age. Definitely old age.

[ - ] anon 1578696 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 16:17:24 ago (+0/-0)

Listening to jew media

[ - ] anon 1206784 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 15:06:58 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] anon 1139047 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:27:01 ago (+0/-0)

Hanging if you do it right. Fuck, shooting yourself in the head is painless if you do it right. Jumping off a tall building is painless if you do a dive, but if you're gonna do that do a flip.

[ - ] anon 3622562 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 21:47:27 ago (+0/-0)

I know a guy that tried that - with a 12-gauge. He figured the angle wrong. He has a Harry Potter-type scar and a lifetime of migraines and court ordered anti-depressants. I would NOT suggest that.

[ - ] anon 1206784 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:26:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 2503297 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:17:50 ago (+0/-0)*

From: doglegwarrior

Get drunk while listening to loud music while sitting in your car in your garage

Note: reading the other people's replies I 100% am against suicide and like their ideas especially robbing a bank. So my first response was just practical

[ - ] anon 7475073 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 14:10:14 ago (+1/-1)

Helium bag

[ - ] anon 5791455 -1 points 4.0 yearsMay 12, 2021 17:43:10 ago (+0/-1)

I would say

Taking a lot of sleeping pills drinking a lot of alcohol with your favorite songs playing in your ear loudly
While standing on bridge or building

Also Making sure that last moment is what you wanted

Make sure you leave your loved ones something

There is all types of different ways but sleeping pills and alcohol can put you in a state of mind where you might not fully realize what is going on

You could be on top of a building crying next thing you know you are 1 second away from hitting the ground