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saw my first porsche panamera today (weird looking thing)

submitted by paul_neri to cars 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 06:01:24 ago (+5/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Phutex 3 points 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 07:26:37 ago (+3/-0)

Looks like a Subaru - or any other generic and non distinct sedan. Yeah, sure I’m gonna pay 3x the amount of every other car that looks just like it

[ - ] Weredawg 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 07:27:46 ago (+0/-0)

That was my first thought, looks like a rebadged Subaru.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 07:44:37 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 19:35:03 ago (+0/-0)

I think that colour would grow on you? At first sight yuk but give it time?

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 07:05:07 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 14:07:52 ago (+1/-0)

Sportsenwagen!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 14:07:18 ago (+1/-0)

You must live on another planet or something. Every other car is one of these or a tesla around here. I thought it was super gay of Porsche to get into the station wagon market, but what the hell, apparently they're pretty nice. A friend of mine got one of those bigger SUV type porsche station wagons, whatever that big lesbo soccermom looking things is called. It makes sense, he used to always identify as a lesbian.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 19:30:18 ago (+0/-0)

you must live in an upmarket area of California or perhaps all of California is upmarket?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 10:05:30 ago (+1/-0)

Ah yes, the "911 with tumors"

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 19:31:58 ago (+0/-0)

eek! But yes a fitting description.

[ - ] StarbuckAndCasey 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 09:39:28 ago (+1/-0)

Nice mom car, stupid.

[ - ] odinist 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 09:28:38 ago (+1/-0)

Party in the front, kids every other weekend in the back.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 08:31:24 ago (+1/-0)

Introducing the 1995 5-Door Honda Civic Hatchback.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 17, 2021 09:35:44 ago (+0/-0)

It's a fail and men know it. I have talked with two random people driving one. Both said it was their wife's car. One was getting it "serviced" and the other was picking up groceries. The grocery store one was plausible since he and I were at a Walmart but the other guy was lying. He wasn't anywhere near the Porsche dealer.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 10:41:58 ago (+0/-0)

all cars look the same, all people think the same all food tastes the same... this simulation will be shut down soon.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 14:09:17 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] JillBidensTaint 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 16, 2021 09:09:45 ago (+0/-0)

Station wagons have always looked old.