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ass > boobs

submitted by deleted to Hiddenlol 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 09:52:55 ago (+20/-3)     (Hiddenlol)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 09:58:48 ago (+6/-1)

We're born looking for the titties, we're trained to look for ass. Think about that next time you check out some chicks turd cutter. Hips, on the other hand, we've evolved to be interested in.

[ - ] AndrewBlazeIt 5 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:02:05 ago (+5/-0)

Have you ever noticed that ass and hips are attached to each other?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:03:47 ago (+2/-0)

Have you ever noticed that you can see hips from the front?

[ - ] OyGoy 2 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:42:35 ago (+3/-1)

Follow the milk, not the shit.

[ - ] try 0 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 14:32:23 ago (+1/-1)*

Opposite.

Due to mammals like other primates having FLAT CHESTS, most biologists conclude order of evolution is :

1 > ASS SHAPE (they call it "buttocks presentation")

Then after 1 million years of evolution, standing up, an "ECHO image of ass developed on chest" a visual "ECHO!"

2 > The female breast in Homo Sapiens... an ECHO image of the ass.

THE ASS ATTRACTION CAME FIRST NOT SECOND!!!!!!!

The large breast is modern and not in all primates.

Hips?

As for your remark on HIPS... Hips are "CLASPING EVOLUTIONARY SEX REPRODUCTION AIDS"

Anything over half a percent advantageous in reproduction gets passed along via more reproductions. The males CLASP females from behind using the waist in lots of rape events. This perpetuates more clasp-able waists. All animals have interesting reproduction aids.


[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 4 yearsJun 6, 2021 10:06:43 ago (+0/-0)

Her lower half is snake, she's got a snake's ass.

Also, she has wings and metal arms.

[ - ] MonkeysSmarterThanNiggers 0 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 16:59:18 ago (+0/-0)

so you're saying shit>milk ???

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] -1 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 13:58:12 ago (+0/-1)*

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