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So Another Dumb-Ass Story

submitted by deleted to whatever 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:21:47 ago (+0/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] whostolemyusername 1 point 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:25:01 ago (+1/-0)

Every story you tell is a dumb ass story....

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 5, 2021 06:58:20 ago (+0/-0)

I know. I'm not very interesting, am I? I mean, I could tell you about the seven months I spent in Antarctica at McMurdo base, but you probably wouldn't believe that, because that means I've done so, so much more with my life than you have, and a basement-sweller like you would hate that. Or I could tell you how I lived in Korea for two years, and Japan for a single yer, but you'd REALLY hate that, wouldn't you??? Especially if I told you how much tight, young Asian pussy I fucked - god that would get your waifu-loving basement-dwelling panties in a bunch, wouldn't it???? Or maybe I should tell you about my mercenary unti in Africa...but no, I swore not to say shit about that, ever, to keep me and my friends alive.

You are a fucking loser. Go back to reddit, asshole. And oh, since you're wondering and I know you are - yes, I fucked more Asian pussy than you can imagine. And yes, Asian girls are really, really fucking tight.....

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites -1 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:31:28 ago (+0/-1)

And yet it's true. Because it's not some super-hero shit, but just regular human shit....

[ - ] Guy_Gadbous 2 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:49:18 ago (+2/-0)

So, it's still shit.....

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:29:27 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:49:46 ago (+2/-0)*

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“Roles of so
We’ll now take a look at the different ways of using the word. When not at the beginning it can simply be used as an adverb to create more intensity around an adjective like this:

That puppy is so cute.

This is very common in informal writing and should be avoided in more professional pieces. It can be used as a conjunction like this:

The puppy was cute, so I picked it up.

And then, we come to using so at the start of a sentence.

Starting with so
Often so is used in a similar way as the last example, as a conjunction, but placed at the start of a sentence;

The puppy was cute. So, I picked it up.

When you use a conjunction at the start of a sentence, it makes much more of an impact. It also is similar to a transition word, such as however or therefore, both of which could have been used instead in this example. This type of use must always see the word followed by a comma, even in the middle of sentences.

Incorrect: The puppy was cute. So I picked it up.

It should be noted though, that this is STILL not the so that annoys people despite starting a sentence. Linguists will explain that this is something called a discourse marker – a word that connects ideas in a conversational manner.

Another example of this would be:

So, how have you been?

This is not the same use as above and simply refers to information that both parties of the conversation have access to. We can also use so to come back to something mentioned earlier in a conversation:

So tell me about the puppy.

Really, what annoys people is the use of so just to start a sentence;

So, I saw the cute puppy and I picked it up.

This type of usage is more used in speech rather than writing. But if you’re aware of it, you can avoid it! Or indeed use it in your writing when writing conversations – that added bit of realism never hurt anyone.”



Edit… I really need to get out of the house more…..

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 13:41:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] i_hate_sodomites -2 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:32:33 ago (+0/-2)

Get your panties out of your mangina, redditor. Try, try really hard....

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[ - ] AndrewBlazeIt 1 point 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:38:51 ago (+1/-0)

v/ThatHappened

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[ - ] i_hate_sodomites -2 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:46:43 ago (+0/-2)

Go back to reddit, incel. Really, have you never encountered this shit at all during the last year. Just how much of a loser do you have to be to have not seen these stories in person time and time again???? They're happening everywhere during this "lockdown"; if you've never seen any of this shit, then you're truly a fucking basement-dweller, and that's all you're ever going to be....

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[ - ] gimpyoldman 1 point 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 13:41:35 ago (+1/-0)

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”

[ - ] Guy_Gadbous 0 points 4 yearsJun 5, 2021 12:50:30 ago (+0/-0)

If one lives in a "free state" one doesn't encounter this shit.....