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I want a bumper hitch printer

submitted by SparklingWiggle to whatever 4.0 yearsJul 1, 2021 23:25:54 ago (+10/-0)     (whatever)

I almost have the ability to make one myself. If I had no other projects this is what I would build. I want to make printer I could mount to my hitch mount. It would have pressurized paint that could spit out on the ground by way of solenoid. There would be about 32 nozzles. A rasberry pi could be programmed to spit the paint in patterns based on the speed of the vehicle. One could be driving along, especially at night when no other vehicles are around and it could make nice pictures and words. It could spit out happy merchants, It's okay to be White, black lives don't matter, 13/52, Despite, Every. Single. Time., jews did 9/11, and on and on. You could drive by the homes of jews and tag the with a star. Mark the habitats of coalburners and warn neighbors to poo in the loo, or where they should not relax because there lives the blacks. Please make this a reality. Make me proud.


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[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 07:23:18 ago (+1/-0)

You may need it to be low to the ground.

You may be better off with one mounted to the bumper. Hitches allow wobble.

Consider making the solenoids or servos actuate cans of spray paint. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMgn3JVlB4

I wonder if the over-spray on your vehicle would give you away?

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 07:11:30 ago (+0/-0)

There are similar things out there. There is a water fountain that makes pictures.

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 07:12:29 ago (+0/-0)

Why? Especially, if the plans were made available to others. The rig could just unplug and be set aside.

[ - ] FuckYou77 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 11:58:35 ago (+0/-0)

Cameras would document you in the area. Many ways that they can find you while you just driving making anomalys.