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If you could be any animal, which animal would you be?

submitted by deleted to AskUpgoat 4.0 yearsJul 1, 2021 23:51:34 ago (+4/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

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[ - ] AloisH 6 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 00:45:05 ago (+6/-0)

Id be a nigger. So i could live off the government

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 00:01:28 ago (+5/-0)

Clydesdale. Its like me: big, strong, can't run fast, native to a place (originally) free of niggers.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 06:12:00 ago (+3/-0)

Hippopotamuses kill more niggers than any other animal. Imagine being the graceful water monster stalking the african rivers for niggers.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 08:00:54 ago (+0/-0)

But also imagine having the taste of niggers in your mouth

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 08:28:31 ago (+1/-0)

True. But at least they just grab them w their huge mouth and thrash them about. No eating. So that part is acceptable to me. Ill just wash the nasty taste out.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 00:02:23 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 04:04:36 ago (+1/-0)

man you gotta stop eatin' road-kill!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 15:07:48 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 20:22:06 ago (+1/-0)

A blonde haired,blue eyed Aryan super man.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 02:15:06 ago (+2/-0)

Chupacabra!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 04:06:24 ago (+0/-0)

trust you to be f..king difficult!

"The chupacabra or chupacabras (Spanish pronunciation: [tʃupaˈkaβɾas], literally 'goat-sucker'; from Spanish: chupar, 'to suck', and cabras, 'goats') is a legendary creature in the folklore of parts of the Americas, with its first purported sightings reported in Puerto Rico in 1995. The name comes from the animal's reported vampirism—the chupacabra is said to attack and drink the blood of livestock, including goats." {Voat Library Service]

[ - ] Lordbananafist 2 points 4.0 yearsJul 1, 2021 23:58:20 ago (+3/-1)

I’d be a seahorse so I could give birth

Then I would get all the gibs

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 00:28:58 ago (+2/-0)

But sea horses are elegant and beautiful and probably pretty smart as far as animals go.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 00:51:05 ago (+1/-1)

I would use that to make my seahorse he-pussy all the more devastating to my seahorse ex-wife

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 02:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

Definitely not a nigger. Probably a tiger or eagle.

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 02:00:12 ago (+2/-1)*

Can't load picture, alien interference.

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[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 11:16:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Lanfear 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 07:50:14 ago (+0/-0)

Golden Dragon

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 04:04:06 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you for your question - a bird 'cos flying would be cool.

[ - ] Infearmal 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 03:14:57 ago (+0/-0)

Something that flies because flying is so cool. You don't need to run (away from niggers) when you can fly. Do dragons count ? Or else some kind of raptor.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 04:09:01 ago (+0/-0)

great birds think alike! Bro, the sky is too small for the both of us so please pick a different non-flying animal and besides I'm not sure a bird is an animal 'cos it's a bird!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 02:33:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 05:45:19 ago (+1/-0)

a cantaloupe is not an animal you fucking melon

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 04:11:54 ago (+0/-0)

A cantaloupe isn't an animal you dingbat it's a situation where two people can't elope!