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Ok, I feel very deceived… These interpretations of the Bible…

submitted by BoraxTheFungarian to whatever 4.0 yearsJul 5, 2021 13:20:30 ago (+3/-0)     (whatever)

I have a person who quickly falling from the grace of my efforts. For reasons unimportant, she has really fucking pissed me off in a way that no adult should have to feel about a friend. After many ridiculous dodges of excuse making, I simply say I’m hanging up and do. Ridiculous projection bullshit while I sat in silence crap. Done.

Next move? Send me a picyure of a bible verse above her bed… Ecclesiastes 4:12

It’s a cheesy ploy to make a simp think they need to be some third cord in a relationship or some pther weird as devious jew move for sure… but I notice it is misaing a word and go to look up the root etymology to see why.

Holy shit, this is ridiculous. So, they’re writing about keeping warm at night with bodies all snuggly buggly. Then this…

Turns out, the phoenetical yiddish for ECC 4:12 is Echad takaf shenayim amad shalash khoot mehayraw nawthak.

The direct translation as I understand it is this: If a guy is overpowered by two (possibly twelve) women standing (up to him I assume) thrice with a cord quickly break it up.

It also seems possible that this is all just a way of saying that that tou’re going to be broken up the more you stand out as a group… or maybe it’s instructions on making sure to break up groups of two or more of the peasants.


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[ - ] Xantha 3 points 4.0 yearsJul 5, 2021 16:16:32 ago (+3/-0)

Bruh. Don't have women as 'friends'. Your entire post is evidence to this fact. Why are you emotionally engaged to this woman? Are you fucking her? If not, then why are you listening to anything she says?

You're assuming women are rational (they aren't) and that her quoting obscure verses means actually something--- which is why you're bothering trying to analyze it-- when I can pretty much guarantee that she doesn't really have a point and she just sent it because she felt like fucking with you because she probably knows you'll read super hard into it-- which youre obviously doing. Every woman does this kind of shit. She could have sent you a text that said 'purple elephant daffodil spaceman' and you'd probably still be all fucked up analyzing it? Why?

You're so emotionally engaged to this girl 'friend' that you come on Voat to bitch about it? Why? The only time you should be this vested into any woman is if you're literally in an actual relationship with her-- not just friends.

The fact that you've even arrived at this 'point' in your 'friendly' relationship with her leads me (and the other goats here) to believe that you want to be more than friends with her. If you want to deny it publicly for whatever reason, fine, whatever-- we dont care. But we don't know you and we don't know her. But tons of fucking dudes on this site have gone through the exact same shit with women time and time again. If there's one thing goats are actually good at, it's pattern recognition.

All we can do is give you some advice, we're not vested in you or your 'relationship', we're not going to know anything about this after this post.

1) Stop being 'friends' with this woman. If your dick isn't in her by now, she's just bilking you for your attention. If you had a chance at a relationship with her, it has long since passed. I'm telling you when you start talking to new women, you got less than a week tops to push on the 'romance' route otherwise you'll be stuck in the friendzone forever basically. Don't think you're clever and do the backdoor 'be friends first' because the shit NEVER works. (See your own post as evidence)

2) Stop being friends with women. You should only be friends with women in your family or your wife or girlfriend. No other women. Don't wear yourself out investing yourself into women who fundamentally will add nothing to your life. You can be personable, but don't be fucking friends with them. Don't call these women, don't pick up the phone at 2AM or 7AM because she 'likes talking to you', who gives a fuck-- don't do it.

3) If you really want friends, be friends with other MEN. Go fucking ride BMX bikes or some silly shit together. You'll get more out of it and have less headache.

4) Stop being friends with this woman. Seriously.



[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 5, 2021 20:22:50 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 3 points 4.0 yearsJul 5, 2021 15:57:01 ago (+3/-0)

Forget about that verse. The Bible is full of stories about what happens when men listen to women. You don’t need to be engaging with a woman because they don’t use logic to argue. They will never admit they are wrong if they have the mindset that they are equal to men. You need to ghost this woman. No more responses, just drop her cold and move on.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 5, 2021 14:53:10 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Yargiyankooli 3 points 4.0 yearsJul 5, 2021 15:14:08 ago (+3/-0)

Yep. Why are you worried about this chick? I had one female friend who was strictly platonic, she started hitting me with woke irrational bullshit and I dipped. You should do the same.