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AN IMMACULATE POOP? Anyone else?

submitted by deleted to AskUpgoat 4.0 yearsJul 6, 2021 20:45:14 ago (+4/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

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[ - ] Gunnargoatson 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 6, 2021 21:59:58 ago (+0/-0)

Hey man, used to get these all the time eating fortified foods. Something about fiber, easy digestible foods, appropriate amounts of water and something about the replacement of blood cells.
It's been a minute since the death by PowerPoint presentation, so my memory is fuzzy. All I really took from it was if your shit comes out in one piece, doesn't paint your ass, isn't all lumpy and deformed, you are doing what you are supposed to be doing nutrition wise. I think the blood cell portion was the color, so maybe disregard that.

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 6, 2021 22:14:59 ago (+0/-0)

Excellent, godly.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 6, 2021 22:51:01 ago (+0/-0)

Once in a while the elusive wipeless turd will visit my bowl. I still wipe, but it feels like a waste. Those days, well saying they're special doesn't cut it. Those days I'm capable of magic.

[ - ] drhitler 2 points 4.0 yearsJul 6, 2021 21:13:56 ago (+2/-0)

opiates will do that

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 6, 2021 21:19:56 ago (+1/-0)

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