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If any employer or the government asks - You are part of the Voatliv Vaccine Study. - You have volunteered to be in the control group.

submitted by Not_C to whatever 3.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 15:00:25 ago (+36/-0)     (whatever)

The Voatliv Vaccine Study - (Pronounced Voe-at-liv because that sounds pharmaceutical-ish.)

As part of the control group in this scientific study, you are required to travel, socialise, and live your life without restrictions. No one, under any circumstances, is allowed to interfere with this critically important scientific study.

Multiple times per day you must test to see if you have died of Covid.

If you die, and it is confirmed to be caused solely from a Covid infection, then you will be required to report your death to your country's health authority and the WHO.

Feel free to print off cards that can be presented to show that you are a participant in this essential and critical scientific study. (Just make sure they look professional.)

When it is required you must tell vaccinated people that you are more stunning, braver, and more virtuous than them for participating in this scientific study, and because you are putting your life at risk to save others. Instead of selfishly taking the vaccine.

Together we can save lives.


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[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 11, 2021 07:18:25 ago (+1/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 17:25:16 ago (+2/-0)

Voatliv-I like it.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 11, 2021 04:54:27 ago (+2/-0)

Beautiful

[ - ] theBreadSultan 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 11, 2021 06:56:32 ago (+2/-0)

Actually - wouldn't be that hard, or much work to make this an actual study...

All we gotta do is have someone collate and collect the data - lol if we get enough goats involved it can get published.

Voatliv global corona resistance study to measure the environmental effects of normalised social activities on Rna uncompromised individuals.

To make the study official, participants will need to be paid.

My recommendation would be 1 shit coin with a value not in excess of $0.000000001