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Fourth man barred from clothing store after sex act on himself

submitted by robotflex to news 3.9 yearsJul 14, 2021 13:19:37 ago (+11/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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A FOURTH man... is accused of an offence contrary to the Sexual Offences Act for public masturbation at Marks & Spencer on Mary Street on June 16 last.

Last week, three other men appeared at the same court accused of lewd behaviour in the same Marks & Spencer store.

He was caught red-handed during an undercover garda surveillance operation on June 16 last. The court heard he grabbed an undercover garda’s backside while exposing himself.

The defence said something came over him after he “read the signals wrong”.

Two other men, including a married father of three, were granted bail to appear in September to enter pleas. They are accused of masturbating in the same toilet in the presence of undercover gardaí on dates in June.

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 14, 2021 13:28:24 ago (+1/-0)

What's a garda? Is that like a police or something? Sounds like ladies lingerie.

[ - ] robotflex [op] 2 points 3.9 yearsJul 14, 2021 13:42:07 ago (+2/-0)

Are you thinking of 'garter'? 'Garda' as in guard. They are the police.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 14, 2021 15:25:01 ago (+1/-0)

No offense dude, I'm a little bit redneck and for what it's worth we just call our cops cunts.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.9 yearsJul 14, 2021 13:55:47 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] robotflex [op] 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 14, 2021 13:58:56 ago (+1/-0)

“read the signals wrong” Presumably they thought M&S stood for S&M.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 3.9 yearsJul 14, 2021 14:28:53 ago (+2/-0)

What are the odds of having so many degenerate dyslexics…

[ - ] Wahaha 2 points 3.9 yearsJul 14, 2021 14:14:13 ago (+2/-0)

Wait, they aren't allowed to masturbate while sitting on the toilet? And there's some guard checking inside the toilet? What.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 14, 2021 15:32:18 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not sure if it's possible to masturbate silently on the toilet, because I've only ever heard people who could be heard.

[ - ] robotflex [op] 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 14, 2021 15:45:33 ago (+1/-0)*

If a homeless man masturbates in a toilet and there's no one around to hear him...

[ - ] robotflex [op] 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 14, 2021 15:51:10 ago (+0/-0)

Not just any guard; plainclothes police. It is like a well organised sting operation. But how did they know to choose this random toilet to stake out?