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Lost my shit in the shopping centre this morning

submitted by dulcima to Australia 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 00:27:34 ago (+22/-0)     (Australia)

My sister and I bought some takeaway cappuccinos and sat down on some seats (not cafe seats, shopping centre seats.)

A security guard (white male) told us you are not allowed to consume takeaways in the shopping centre and we had to drink them outside.

I had a bitchfit, demanding to know how you can get covid from drinking coffee in an almost empty shopping centre, but no go. We had to go outside.

As he walked off I yelled out COVID IS A HOAX (like I did on the bus.) To add insult to injury it's raining.

Whites are being really shitty about this. Haven't had any trouble with shitskin security guards, but white men... Why are they like this?


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[ - ] deleted 12 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 02:11:50 ago (+12/-0)*

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 03:02:48 ago (+4/-0)

Then just drop the drink on the floor or spill it on them

Perfect, especially if they have a white shirt.

I wonder if you could organise a group of seemingly unrelated people to find new and creative ways to spill the stickiest most syrupy coffee on them. There really isn't much they could do.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 09:15:00 ago (+1/-0)

This would be the only reason I’d ever get Starbucks, to spill it on a zogbot

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 14:11:53 ago (+0/-0)

After a while they'd end up staying well clear of anyone drinking coffee or becoming incredibly aggressive towards anyone carrying a starbucks. Either way it's a win for us.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 22:22:21 ago (+1/-0)

I have a reusable starbucks cup, I can buy cheap, shit, coffee to spill all over cops

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 03:16:02 ago (+0/-0)

I like that idea for the security guard. "I can't drink inside? Oops! Guess you have to clean that up before somebody slips in it and sues the centre."

[ - ] QueenAlt 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 08:40:17 ago (+0/-0)

You and I should be friends. I loke you

[ - ] account deleted by user 9 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 00:38:34 ago (+9/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 00:35:02 ago (+8/-0)

Should have gone back and gotten a refund, letting them know why and why you won't be coming back.

[ - ] deleted 8 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 01:18:23 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] AloisH 6 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 00:40:41 ago (+6/-0)

What happens if you just drank the coffee

[ - ] deleted 5 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 01:19:17 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 03:03:59 ago (+4/-0)

I think he meant ignoring the rentacop, but I'm guessing in Australia things are bad enough they'd call the actual cops.

[ - ] AloisH 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 05:05:01 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, so do that. Don't be a pussy

[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 00:31:17 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 7 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 01:21:41 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri -3 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 02:32:21 ago (+1/-4)

try going bra-less, petal, and you might get a more favourable response?

[ - ] albatrosv15 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 04:39:13 ago (+3/-0)

White people follow the law till their own destruction.

[ - ] QuasiVoat 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 11:10:57 ago (+2/-0)

I've been surprised how bad Europe and Australia seem to be. None of that shit happens here in 'merica. It did in the worst lefty cities, but get 5 miles out of them and you're good.

I dont know what the differences is but it sucks and I'm sorry to hear it.

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 10:19:52 ago (+1/-0)

Because white men do their jobs even if they don't want to

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 08:24:14 ago (+1/-0)

You should have poured your cappuccino on his head. Then said, "Now I'm legal." Then punched him out.

In minecraft. (Actually, I would have done it.)

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 05:10:46 ago (+1/-0)

I'm seeing the opposite situation with White men, but I'm not Australian. Here, the most likely people to not wear masks are young to middle aged White men.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 03:01:15 ago (+1/-0)

Whites are being really shitty about this. Haven't had any trouble with shitskin security guards, but white men... Why are they like this?

It's an unfortunate side effect of conscientiousness. Whites are more likely to do their job and enforce the rules.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 04:02:23 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 04:07:30 ago (+0/-0)

Well fuck them then. I guess karens come in male variety too. Hopefully they don't breed.

[ - ] beanbagWizard 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 05:25:34 ago (+1/-0)

Lol, male Karen. Perhaps Kevin?

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 11:40:33 ago (+0/-0)

Soy.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 12:39:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 08:32:27 ago (+0/-0)

MSM indoctrinated. A lot of the progressive Whites don't want to spread "harm" to other people. Altruistic traits.

Niggers and Spics could give a fuck

[ - ] blit416 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 07:53:58 ago (+0/-0)

"OK, got it, let me just finish our drinks then and then we'll have our drinks outside then, thanks"
(handwave)
You probably weren't feeling playful though. I've put a few places on the "never again" list.

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 03:54:12 ago (+0/-0)

if you hate your job and got free money to do nothing, then guess what, they are all for covid rules.

[ - ] KCobain27 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 00:31:25 ago (+0/-0)

Should have said holocough instead of covid. I won't use that term.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 01:24:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Splooge 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 02:55:29 ago (+0/-0)

I say "kung flu" all the time.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 3.8 yearsJul 17, 2021 02:36:23 ago (+0/-1)

So you're saying the reason for being asked to consume your takeaways outside the shopping centre was covid-related and not standard shopping centre policy. It would be useful to have an opinion here from ex Security Guard @i_scream_trucks .