☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
21

Am I the only one sick of hearing the kids talk about "eating ass". We get it, you're virign porn addicts. Shut the fuck up! I just want to punch all the hair dye!

submitted by gabara to oldgoats 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 10:54:23 ago (+21/-0)     (oldgoats)



42 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 17:29:11 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you,somebody finally said it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 15 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 11:00:19 ago (+15/-0)

Eating ass is seriously some faggot shit. How the fuck do you expect a potential mate to take you seriously if you've had their shit in your mouth?

[ - ] gabara [op] 7 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 11:03:19 ago (+7/-0)

Exactly. How could you kiss someone after that? It's clear the youth have way too much access to porn and drugs.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 12:58:23 ago (+3/-1)

account deleted by user

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 13:10:32 ago (+7/-0)

If tongue punching my wife's fart box kept her safe or put food on the table I'd do it. I'm not gonna just lick her shit box for shits and giggles, ya sick fucker.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 17:31:34 ago (+2/-0)

Well hopefully not for shits anyway.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 11:03:43 ago (+2/-2)

What about a chick sitting on your face...after a hot shower and some good scrubbing, of course?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 14 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 11:06:40 ago (+14/-0)

It's not a huge distance between pussy and ass, but it's a huge difference.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 13:20:50 ago (+3/-0)

Mhmm. Truer words bro truer words!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 22:22:30 ago (+1/-0)

deleted

[ - ] gabara [op] 4 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 11:04:30 ago (+4/-0)

degenerate. That's actually illegal in the UK.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 11:10:53 ago (+3/-0)

lol, you got the legal code that says 69ing is a crime?

[ - ] gabara [op] -1 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 11:15:03 ago (+1/-2)

Pfft, 69 is fine and great.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 11:28:10 ago (+4/-1)

Well if you're completely avoiding the asshole, you ain't 69ing right. You cant sit on someone's face without the asshole being involved.

[ - ] gabara [op] 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 12:54:53 ago (+3/-1)

Hi virgin.

[ - ] theBreadSultan -1 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 19:13:42 ago (+0/-1)

Only if you film it

[ - ] try 5 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 12:01:10 ago (+5/-0)

Rick and Morty introduced the phrase a lot last week. For the next half a year you will hear 13 year olds say "eating ass"

Event the female daughter on the show Rick and Morty gleefully says she wants to "Eat ass"

[ - ] Flabbygasted 6 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 12:12:48 ago (+6/-0)

You mean the new season on jewtube? Once I saw it was jewtube, before even watching the episode, I knew they would bring up two things. White privilege, and global warming. Sure enough, right off the bat, a joke about cops only showing up to help white people, followed shortly by global warming jokes.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 17:32:33 ago (+1/-0)

They already had a global warming episode about pluto shrinking. I'm guessing they turned down the subtlety though.

[ - ] dalai_llama 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 11:43:26 ago (+5/-2)

I feel like you just collect trending keywords and string them together.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 15:42:53 ago (+2/-0)

I live in the Midwest and have seen bumper stickers and shirts proclaiming "I eat ass". fucking nasty.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 19:20:27 ago (+1/-0)

Clerks 2 came out in 2006 and put ass to mouth in the mainstream. Several years ago Nicki Minaj or some sheboon rapper put truffle butter in the mainstream lexicon. Eating ass has been mainstream for a number of years now.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 20:36:14 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, the difference back then was at least Clerks 2 outright said "you never go ass to mouth".

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 13:19:41 ago (+0/-0)

The attractive female love interest said sometimes you do

[ - ] dank 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 06:35:20 ago (+0/-0)

ew wtf, that's as kike as it comes.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 17:59:18 ago (+0/-0)

It's a jewish and nigger "invention". A new resting place in the slippery slope abyss.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 14:24:37 ago (+0/-0)

Nobody talks about eating ass… nobody around me anyway. Gross. I’m giving you the stink-eye…

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 20:37:00 ago (+0/-0)

Stink eye > pink eye

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 21:23:27 ago (+0/-0)

While the ass-eaters get pink-eye.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 13:46:38 ago (+0/-0)

It started circulating in the nigger twitter community. Millennials picked up on it and now it's all over the web.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 13:40:04 ago (+0/-0)

They aren't virgins. They're poisoned

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 13:31:17 ago (+1/-1)

Don't knock it till you try it. It's true, and why I don't knock it.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 14:16:24 ago (+3/-0)

deleted

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 13:03:16 ago (+0/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] Teefinyomouf -2 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 13:34:34 ago (+0/-2)

How can people say eating ass is bad when they've never tried it? I honestly can't say eating ass is bad because I've never tried it. I'll probably be forever undecided on the issue.

[ - ] FacelessOne 7 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 13:51:07 ago (+7/-0)

Retard logic.

Ive never fucked a baby but I will gladly kill anyone who says it is a good idea.

[ - ] Shotinthedark -2 points 3.8 yearsJul 18, 2021 12:51:45 ago (+1/-3)

Boomer