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In the Voat Backroom here at 935 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20535 we are noticing hyperactive behavior (aka excited delirium)by one RobertBruceBanner...

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 05:28:24 ago (+1/-1)     (ShitpostLitterBox)

...the needle on the polygraph is showing a red flag point. I'm sorry Rob, you being a fellow goat an' all, but...the job comes first. We'll be in touch.



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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 05:54:12 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 06:59:55 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 05:58:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] scuffed 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 08:06:53 ago (+0/-0)

Let me know when ya'll stop acting like a bunch of pot-bellied wops, won't you?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 20:16:06 ago (+0/-0)

hurtful, damn hurtful. Robert has a pot-belly. I am lean, fit and desirable. Yes.

[ - ] scuffed 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 21:33:01 ago (+0/-0)

No, you are much too intimate with @RobertBruceBanner. It gives you both a Jersey Shore kind of greasy feel. Now, all you boys need, are gold chains and speedos.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 22:44:01 ago (+0/-0)

Calling Robert a wop is probably very hurtful to him.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 20, 2021 00:32:21 ago (+0/-0)

Source? I ask you to point to one (1) example (but more if you like) of exchange that is "much too intimate".

[ - ] scuffed 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 20, 2021 00:37:12 ago (+0/-0)

Yesterday's front page is my source. Honestly made me feel like tellin ya'll to get a room. Icky.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 20, 2021 00:52:03 ago (+0/-0)

I see. But why would Robbie and I want a room? I'm not, you know:

https://giphy.com/gifs/television-nick-kroll-show-UnCk9E66a9miQ

and I'm pretty sure Robbie isn't. This is really most unfair. Two goats muck about an...and get crucified!

https://giphy.com/gifs/roseanne-7zlm7otG90AVoJqprh

[ - ] scuffed 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 20, 2021 01:00:35 ago (+0/-0)

You just linked 2 degenerates. But you're not one of them? Okey-dokey, have fun you two!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 20, 2021 01:06:13 ago (+0/-0)

are you a girl, scuffed? Be truthful now.

[ - ] scuffed 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 20, 2021 01:41:57 ago (+0/-0)

There are no girls on the internet.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 20, 2021 02:13:17 ago (+0/-0)

I'll re-phrase the question. Are you a "shameless hussy"?

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 05:35:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 05:38:48 ago (+0/-0)

Yep. Worked in Stewart St, Glasgow. Why you ask, mun?

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 05:39:41 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 05:45:16 ago (+0/-0)

Those c..ts. Don't mess with them, bro. They see even their own citizens as expendable. Stick with the tradspooks. You know, Rob, if there's anything you want to tell me about, well ...unpatriotic people on this here message board you can always unload on good ol' Unca Paul. You'll feel better getting it off your chest. Guilt is a terrible thing. You're in too deep aren't you bro. You just thought a few of the bros were organising an anti-vax demo but when you saw their purchases from Home Depot and you knew they weren't gardening types you got worried. So are we. We know what your little band is up to we just want to know what is being planned and where and when.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 05:47:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 19, 2021 05:52:05 ago (+0/-0)

"Central to the National Council of Statewide Interoperability Coordinators (NCSWIC) purpose is the promotion and coordination of activities designed to ensure the highest level of public safety communications across the nation." [Voat Library Service]

Goddamn, Rob, you sure had me fooled. All this time I thought you were a plotter but you were one of us! Under cover with goats! Not sure I'd want to be in that position with so many loose cannons rolling about e.g. @Tallest_Skil but there you go.