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Possible work around for Britbong vax passport

submitted by theBreadSultan to Covid1984 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 07:11:21 ago (+16/-2)     (Covid1984)

So I noticed a small detail...

You get the green tick on the app if

You have been vaxxed - permanent green

You have had pcr test - 48hr green

You have natural immunity - 6months green


You get natural immunity from getting covid, and being one of the lucky few, to not die.

If you call the NHS on 111 and tell them you are riddled with covid symptoms, they won't test you if it's an 'obvious diagnosis'

So..
Call in sick
Sit home for 2 weeks, get your free £500
Enjoy your 6 months of 'freedom'

Obviously it's better to just tell them to go fuck themselves and not even install any of this crap on your phone or offer any kind of compliance, but I also recognise some goats might be stuck on this one due to circumstances beyond their control

This is for them


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[ - ] flip_the_switch 5 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 07:56:05 ago (+5/-0)

Even better, if there's any business or other establishment that discriminates against you, get violent and get destructive. If only 2% of us do this, their plans will be quickly rendered impractical and untenable.

Really, if anyone asks you about vax status or for health papers, smash their fucking face in. Seriously. And if you can't do it on-the-spot, come back later around shift change and give them a "talking to" in the parking lot, or maybe follow them home. People get very very intimidated when they know that you know where they live.

Make ANYONE that enables this bullshit system VERY afraid, or dead. This shit will end in two seconds if we all follow this golden rule.

Any business that does this needs to be destroyed very publicly. Any person involved in promoting this needs to be burned alive.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 09:23:25 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 08:06:53 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Flabbygasted 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 09:46:44 ago (+2/-0)

Or get some guns and stand up for yourself??

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 10:35:38 ago (+1/-0)

The willingly gave them up. They get the government they deserve.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 10:40:18 ago (+0/-0)

Indeed. I could never trust anyone (especially government) enough to give up my means to protect myself.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 12:18:32 ago (+0/-0)

I really wonder if it would be that easy in Australia? They seem like they'd rather all the sick people rush out to stand in line together for testing, than to actually stay home.

[ - ] heygeorge 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 07:35:08 ago (+3/-0)

I’m with you, except the sitting around for two weeks. You must have some small project set up in advance to tackle.

[ - ] theBreadSultan [op] 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 08:27:25 ago (+2/-0)

I would use the 2 weeks to catch up on some reading, been meaning to get round to actually reading 'pipe bombs and you - a holistic approach' for a while now

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 09:46:03 ago (+2/-0)

A full revolution with the deaths of all jews would work as well.

[ - ] theBreadSultan [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 10:52:28 ago (+1/-0)

Great in principle, but I have to work on Wednesdays

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 12:17:16 ago (+0/-0)

All good, everybody needs a day off from gassing kikes once in awhile.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 21:26:49 ago (+0/-0)

Working for what...

[ - ] theBreadSultan [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 26, 2021 09:07:02 ago (+0/-0)

ZOG obviously. Fucking world ain't gonna depop itself no matter how many dumb fucks we convince to exit the breeding pool.

Ps. Pfizer jab will make tits and dicks bigger, have you taken yours yet?

[ - ] letsgetit 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 11:12:23 ago (+2/-0)

Well the CDC admitted yesterday that the PCR test is not accurate and to no longer use it

[ - ] theBreadSultan [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 14:29:48 ago (+1/-1)

Because its never been about a disease.

Pcr tests where great to control people before... Now the narrative and desires have changed

[ - ] Monica 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 11:17:12 ago (+2/-0)

The PCR tests are fake/rigged and give false positives so this statement:

You get natural immunity from getting covid, and being one of the lucky few, to not die.

Is full of bullshit propaganda.

[ - ] theBreadSultan [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 14:28:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, I'm quoting the government propoganda...

Thought the part about "being one of the lucky few to survive covid" would have been a clear give away

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 14:50:38 ago (+1/-0)

being one of the lucky few and not dying

you mean being one of the 9,997 out of every 10,000?

fuck outta here.